Caribbean Travel Roundup

Newsletter - Paul Graveline, Editor


Caribbean Travel Roundup
Paul Graveline, Editor
Edition 72
February 1, 1997

Last updated 29 Jan 97 1700ET

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1/ USVI NEWS

USVI News

(Ed Note: The following items are reprinted with permission from Frank Barnako's Virgin Islands News. For more information check out http://www.clark.net/pub/fbarnako/otr/Paradise.htm/ as Frank also has a local villa to rent. Much thanks to Frank for keeping us updated on the USVI happenings. ).

What's happening

Music, music, music.  

No  fewer  than  a  dozen  restaurants on St. John are offering live 
music   nightly.   Steelpan  reggae,  rock  'n  roll,  solo  guitar, 
country/blues,  new age jazz, and vocals are to be heard in Cruz Bay 
and  Coral  Bay  nightspots  seven  days  a  week. Among the busiest 
performers  (they appear at several spots during the week) are Chris 
Carsel   and   Company   (guitar/vocals),   and  Mark  Wallace  also 
guitar/vocals.(1/28/97)

Westin may reopen Hyatt sooner

Lots  of  criticism  has  greeted estimates by the new owners of the 
St.  John  Hyatt  property  saying they'd reopen the facility in the 
4th  quarter  of  this year.  Now Tradewinds editor Tom Oat quotes a 
Westin   Hotels   public   relations   coordinator  saying  "further 
determination"  will  be  made  on  a  reopening  date following the 
deal's  closing  this  month or next.  She is reported to have added 
"I   know   Westin  is  doing  everything  they  can  to  accelerate 
(reopening)."(1/28/97)

New at Caneel

This  year, guests may have breakfast served in their rooms.  By the 
way,  we  have  learned  that Caneel's former Sugar Mill restaurant, 
open  to  non-residents  at  the  hotel  too,  has  been rebuilt and 
reopened  under  the  name Equator.  One local, a builder, describes 
the menu as "very interesting and good", entrees $25-30. (1/28/97)

Old club, new name

Jerry's  Club  Eclipse  has a new owner, a musician, who promises to 
offer   "relaxation,   sophistication   and  'fine  entertainment'," 
reports  the  Tradewinds.  Eclipse is in Cruz Bay, across the street 
from  Lime  Inn  and  virtually  next  door  to reggae bar-and-grill 
Fred's.   Eclipse  will  open  Feb.  7th  with  Broadway's  Michelle 
Bautier booked to "share her amazing voice.(1/28/97)

'Cup fever' spreads to St. John

Walking  downtown  in  Cruz  Bay,  you  can  buy souvenirs and fund-
raising  products  to  support the V.I. America's Cup Challenge.  T-
shirts,  caps,  and  so  on.  I've even seen some of the items being 
worn!   Meanwhile,  Cardow  Jewelers  has agreed to donate $100,000, 
becoming  "a  major  local  sponsor"  of the grass roots effort.  An 
executive  with  the  Challenge  says  its  training ship, Stars and 
Stripes, will be "proud" to fly Cardow's flag.(1/28/97)  

 New stores at St. John's Wharfside Village

A  combination  sunglass/cigar  store is one of the newest occupants 
of  Wharfside  shopping  center,  and  it's  joined  by  a men's and 
women's  stylish  clothing  store, Club Ryno.  Cay Chandler managers 
Ryno,  a  branch of the St. Thomas operation, saying "we don't carry 
tropical  outfits"  but  you will find "fashions from cool to casual 
to  elegantly formal."  Shady Days' owner, Will Davis says his store 
will  carry  35  sunwear  lines, and the "best lotions under the sun 
for  your skin."  He's also laid in "a wide selection of fine cigars 
and related accessories."(1/21/97)

St. Croix art shop focuses on home-grown

Kallaloo  is  the  name  of  a  new  store on St. Croix selling only 
souvenirs,  crafts,  art  and  other items made by Virgin Islanders.  
Owner  Sonia  Jacobs  Dow  told  the  Virgin  Islands Daily News "It 
wasn't  a  matter  of  creating  a  niche.  It was seeing a void and 
saying  'Let's  fill  the hole.'"  One St. Thomas shop owner said he 
was  unaware  many items are made in the Islands, indicating he'd be 
willing  to  offer them at retail of there was a distributor. "There 
is  not  one  place  where  the  merchants can find these goods," he 
said.  35-year-old  Dow  has  found  plenty  to  stock  her shelves; 
including  mocko  jumbie  dolls, paints, photographs, and more.  She 
said the store stocks the works of 77 local artisans.  (A similarly-
focused  store,  operating  as  an  artists'  cooperative,  has also 
opened  on  St. John in the past year.  It's called Island Made, and 
is  located  on  the  South Shore Road, near the former-Hyatt hotel. 
Its phone number is 809-693-7575.(1/21/97)

Clinton visit still making waves

During  his  recent  "change  of scenery" to the Virgin Islands (One 
source  says  Presidents  don't  get  "vacations), President Clinton 
reportedly  remarked  to  some people he was glad to see the islands 
recovering  from  Hurricane  Marilyn.  Although this winter vacation 
season  looks  to be less than sold-out, the chief executive's visit 
is  nonetheless  seen  as  a  barometer  predicting  better  tourism 
weather  is  ahead.  An executive with the island's public relations 
firm  said  the  President's  visit is "an endorsement that you just 
can't pay for."(1/14/97)

The  owner  of  Zorba's  restaurant  on  Government Hill reports his 
place  has been jammed since the President and his family dined with 
him.  The  Daily  News  quotes Jimmy Boukas saying "Saturday night I 
had  tourists  coming in and taking pictures of the table and chairs 
the  president  sat  in."  Boukas added "after 10 years of downhill, 
it's  sure a great plus for the island. The most powerful man in the 
world came here. (1/14/97)

Cruzan Rum a winner

The  Caribbean Week Journal of Barbados has completed its annual Rum 
Tasting.  Fifteen  categories  of  rum  are included in the judging, 
with  first,  second  and  third  place  awards  being  made. In the 
"Overproof"  (!)  category, Virgin Islands Cruzan Rum 151 Gold was a 
winner.  (Tourism  note:  some  of  the best prices on rum, beer and 
liquor  on  St.  Thomas  are  to  be  had  at  the  K Mart! Honest!) 
(1/14/97)

Snips  from  the  Washington  Post's  story  Sunday:  "Lazy  days of 
reading  on  balmy Caribbean beaches, snorkeling in azure waters and 
golfing  along  cliff-side greens have done boners for the executive 
disposition.  However, Clinton does not always appear gripped by his 
reading;  he  was  spotted one day with a book lying open across his 
chest  while  he  snoozed  on  the  beach. For once, work has rarely 
intruded  on  a  presidential  getaway."  Sounds  like he had a nice 
time.(1/7/97)

Clinton 5th chief exec to visit VI's

The  Daily  News  believes Herbert Hoover was the first President to 
visit  the  Virgin  Islands,  in  1931.  Franklin  Roosevelt,  Harry 
Truman,  Theodore  Roosevelt,  Richard  Nixon  and Jimmy carter have 
also  been  there. At least five VPs also visited while they were in 
office.(1/7/97)

Where the President stayed

The  Sand Dollar estate in Estate Peterborg is a three bedroom home, 
renting  for  $6,500  a  week.  It  has  its  own pool and access to 
Magen's  Bay.  The  property owners allowed the President to stay at 
no  charge,  but  the First family will have to declare the forgiven 
fee  as  income.  The  property  is owned by Jay and Dolly Greblick. 
It's  3,700  square  feet,  on  a  half  acre  site with 130 feet of 
beachfront.    It's    on    the   market,   furnished,   for   $1.2 
million.(1/7/97)

Escape from electronics

The  New  York  Times'  Travel  section about a week ago highlighted 
Caneel  Bay as the place where you HAVE to get away from it all. The 
resort  "bans  tabletop  phones and TVs from its 171 luxurious rooms 
and  cottages,"  the  paper  reported, adding "Caneel still has only 
one  TV,  a  wall-size  job  for  nightly  movies,  and a handful of 
tempermental public phones."(1/7/97)

More beds than seats

President  Clinton  had  no  trouble  making  travel arrangements to 
visit  the  Virgin Islands, of course. But island hoteliers say lots 
of  other people are being locked out" because airlines have too few 
flights  serving  the  island.  The  president of the islands' Hotel 
Association  complains,  in  the  Daily  News  "we don't have enough 
airline  seats  to  maintain  the  occupancy. It's harder to get the 
airline  seat  than  the  hotel  room." Nonetheless Bob Seifert says 
island  hotels  are  expecting a "good - not a great" winter. On St. 
John,  the  managing  director  at  Caneel  Bay  says  the season is 
"looking  great,"  his  resort  running  80%  filled  this month and 
projected at 95 percent next month.(1/7/97)

Virgin Islands News,St. John businesses sad

The  Westin  Hotel  Corp.'s  plans not to reopen the former-St. John 
Hyatt  until  at  least  October  1997  is  discouraging news to St. 
John's  business  people.  A spokeswoman for Westin is quoted saying 
the  company  plans  to renovate the hotel during the period between 
closing  and  next Fall. The owner of Morgan's Mango restaurant (you 
gotta  visit!!!)  says  the Hyatt hotel accounted for as much as 30% 
of  his business, reason enough for him and other business people to 
wish Westin moves quickly.(12/31/96)

 Stars and Stripes arrives

The  America's  Cup  challenger,  bought  by  VI  Cup  hopefuls  for 
training,   has  arrived  in  the  Islands.  The  80-foot  boat  was 
delivered  by  a  freighter.  The Daily News says it is the first of 
two  boats  the VI Cup challengers will buy for training. Challenger 
team  members  are  hoping  to  get Stars and Stripes into the water 
within days.(12/31/96)

2/JOURNEYS FOR FEBRUARY 1997

ARUBA BY DAVID ALESKOW

Just  returned  from the wonderful island of Aruba. On the way down, 
American  Airlines  over  sold  the  flight  and  was  offering 1000 
dollars  to  get  off,  but  no  way I wanted to be drinking my pina 
colada  on  the beach. I stayed at the beautiful Marriott resort. It 
was  outstanding.  Better  than last year. The service is excellent, 
especially  Danny  on  the  beach.  The  rooms are very spacious and 
modern. 

My  only  complaint  was the food in the hotel, except breakfast was 
average  to  poor.  Tuscany's  is  way over priced and not even good 
food.  Here  are  my restaurant reviews for the dates December 21 to 
December  29.  I  took  into  consideration that this is the busiest 
week of the year in Aruba. Here we go. 

El  GAUCHO-  excellent  beef,  especially  the  gaucho  steak. Those 
sauces  are  great. Garlic shrimp excellent. Service very good. Very 
busy. 

DRIFTWOOD-  poor  service, very limited menu. Out of a lot of items. 
The  only  descent thing was the lobster tail. I would not recommend 
this. 

CHALET  SUISSE-  very  busy  and  could not handle the business. The 
waiter  comes  over  after 20 minutes and just say What do you want? 
No  welcome  nothing.  The owner walks around with his shirt hanging 
out  of his pants. The veal was dry like shoe leather. I have to say 
though  the  chocolate fondue is to die for. They were just to busy. 
Maybe try again later on. 

VALENTINOES-  Outstanding  in  my opinion. The service was wonderful 
and  very  kind.  The  food was great. The steak stuffed with garlic 
was  excellent. Everything was good from beginning to end. Edwyn the 
manager  knows  what  he  is  doing. When he sings happy birthday in 
Dutch  it  is great. TUSCANY'S- to expensive for what they give you. 
Not my favorite meal. 

Boonoonoonoos-  very  cute  and  tropical.  The  food  is  good  and 
different.  I  had  pina  colada  chicken  which was very tasty. The 
service  was  a  bit  slow,  but all right. The beach was beautiful. 
Calm.  It  rained  a  couple  time,  but  for only like ten minutes. 
Casinos  are not my thing but tried as little. If you have any other 
questions just ask.!! 

ARUBA BY KAAREN SHANAHAN

We  left  for  Aruba the day before Thanksgiving and had a few empty 
seats  still  left.  We  spent  three  days  at the Radisson and was 
really  impressed  with the place. We stayed at Americana last year, 
and  although  the  food and staff was great, the place was a little 
run  down.  The Rad on the other hand was immaculate, Food great and 
the staff just as friendly. 

We  heard  from  the  others that we had just missed a big rainstorm 
that  lasted  for  the  entire  day  the  day before we arrived. The 
weather  wasn't really sunny the days we were at the Rad, so we went 
into  town and tried to get our shopping out of the way. Trinkets T-
shirts  etc for everyone. We visited the pink monstrosity, but found 
that  it  was definitely a TT (tourist trap) We then went on to Main 
Street  to  do  our  shopping.  The further down you go, the cheaper 
things  are.  It  was  a  shame  to  see those empty stores here and 
there. Hopefully they will be opened again with new things. 

Thanksgiving  day  was  certainly  different.  The  Rad was having a 
traditional  Thanksgiving  dinner, so we decided to try it. The food 
was  so  so not great. We found out later that CL had a Thanksgiving 
buffet  that  was  much better. Tom and a fellow from NJ were in the 
lounge  waiting  for  the Dallas game to start and almost got into a 
brawl  with  a  guy  from  Holland.  It  seems  the  guy didn't like 
football  and  decided  he was going to turn off the TV. Big mistake 
if  you  have  about  six  guys waiting to see the game. Anyway, the 
satellite  didn't  pick  up  the  game  after  all,  so Tom is still 
sulking. 

Friday  we  moved down to Costa Linda for two weeks. We rented a car 
from  Super for only $28 a day. (Bargain) Two door Metro, automatic, 
air and very ugly green (easy to spot in the parking lot) 

As  a  result  of  all  the  rain,  the insects were taking over the 
island.  You  couldn't  stay  outside  for more than an hour without 
walking  away with at least four bites. Nighttime was worse. Towards 
the  end of our stay, the bug problem seemed to ease off. (guess the 
sprayed)  The smell on the other hand stayed there between Amsterdam 
Manor  and  the  Wyndham  our  entire  stay.  You couldn't leave the 
windows rolled down if you were passing the bird sanctuary. 

Saturday  morning  our  daughter  and her husband, who surprised her 
for  her birthday with this trip, arrived. It took over 12 hours for 
them  to  get there from Scottsdale. From Phoenix to Dallas to Miami 
to  San Juan finally to Aruba. We dropped off their luggage and gave 
them  a quick tour of the hotels and low rise because this was their 
first  trip  to Aruba. They were in love with the island already. We 
showed  them downtown and then went to Pueblo to get whatever things 
they  wanted  that we forgot to buy. Pueblo had a spinning wheel for 
anyone  spending  25  Florins or more. You spun to see how much of a 
discount  you would get on your order %. The Borden's chocolate milk 
was  the  best we ever had. Went to Alhambra that night and left our 
donation.  The next day we went to the Phoenix and earned our Casino 
chips  by  sitting  there for over three hours. The place looks like 
it  will  be  really  nice,  but  pricey.  $15000 for one week. (one 
bedroom)  The pre-construction price. We went to the Mill that night 
and  had  a  really  nice  dinner.  Food  was  good,  so we couldn't 
understand  why it was dead. The next day we went jet skiing for the 
first  time, which was really fun until I looked down to see what my 
daughter  was  pointing at. A fin next to me, so I was back on shore 
in  a  flash. Tom said it was only a baby shark, but that was enough 
for  me.  That  night  we  went out on the Tattoo, now that was fun. 
Lots  of  food  (BBQ)  drinks  music and laughs, especially when Tom 
went  jumping  form the rope at the end into the water. The next day 
we  went  out  on  the  Mi Dushi snorkeling. The crew was great, the 
weather  bad(rain),  but  everyone  still had a good time. Ate at Le 
Bistroquet and it was great. 

The  next  day  we went horseback riding at Rancho Daimari. We tried 
Rancho  Del  Campo  last  time,  so  we decided to try this one. The 
horses  here  were in better shape, but much more spirited. Not good 
if  you're  a beginner as some people in the group were. The Natural 
Pool  was  great as always, but the ride home was a little exciting. 
As  the  group  was waiting for the ones who fell behind, Tom felt a 
pain  in  his  leg  and  thought he had been stung. Wrong, the woman 
behind  him  never  rode  before  and didn't know how to control her 
horse  who  was latched onto Tom's leg. Finally the horse let go and 
when  we  returned to Ranch, we looked at his leg. Through a pair of 
Jeans  there  were  teeth marks, blood, and a hole. When we told the 
owners,  it  was  only  grudgingly  that  they  finally sprayed some 
antiseptic  (maybe) on it. That night we went back to Alhambra where 
we  immediately made our deposit and left. We went to the Masquerade 
at  the  Rad  next  where  we  at  least got to play for a few hours 
before we donated. 

Next  day  was  a full day of shopping downtown. Tom and our son-in-
law  finally  said  enough  and sat at Senor Frog's drinking Grolsch 
while  my  daughter  and  I finished shopping. Since we were in town 
anyway,  we  decided to eat at the Paddock. Big Mistake. Tom's Filet 
Mignon  was  fine,  but  Joanne ordered shrimp and almost passed out 
when  they  arrived  heads  and  all. She got past that but when she 
realized  they  were never cleaned (deveined) she lost her appetite. 
The  waiter  told  us  that was the European way of serving them. We 
said, we don't think so. (they smelled also, not fresh) 

The  next  day  was  our own version of the Jeep Safari. Why pay $54 
each  to be packed 4 in a jeep when we could rent two for $150. This 
was  a  joke  also.  We  rented Jeeps from Thrifty at Cl and when we 
went  outside  were  shown two heaps that were not allowed to go off 
road.(Why  does  one get a Jeep?) Joanne's was missing a few pieces, 
but  was  OK. Ours had a flat, but the lady said it was no big deal, 
just  stop  every once in awhile for air. We said Forget it and went 
to  Super  and  got  2  Trackers  that  were fine. We started at the 
lighthouse  and  worked  our  way down to the Gold mines. We stooped 
along  the  way to take pictures and happened to be next to a puddle 
that  my  daughter could not resist racing through. The mud splashed 
outside,  inside,  everywhere.  Clothes camera cooler. Our next stop 
was  down  to  the  water  to try and wash off anything we could. It 
wouldn't  have  been  a  big  deal, but we were going to El Gaucho's 
later  that  evening.  We continued down the trail until the Natural 
bridge  and  then  went  inland  to  San Nicholas to Baby Beach. The 
Beach  was  nice as always and Tom found a good spot to snorkel past 
the  rocks.  (where  the  local told us someone had drowned the week 
before).  It  seems  the  weather  was so rough 20 ft waves etc. (We 
only  saw  8 ft waves ourselves) Before returning to CL to get ready 
for  dinner  we  stopped  at the car wash behind Pueblo for which my 
daughter  paid.(not  laughing  now)  El  Gaucho's was excellent. Tom 
(the  pig) could hardly finish it. Our son-in-law tried some seafood 
sampler  platter  which  included squid octopus etc. and although he 
said  it  was  good, it was a shame he was still full from lunch and 
could  hardly  eat.(right)  After that we decided to try our luck at 
the  Hyatt.  Tom went to sit in the lobby on their couches while the 
rest  of  us played BJ. We thought we saw someone who could possibly 
have  been  a  hooker, but no, not in Aruba. Wrong. Tom was laughing 
when  we left and told us about some lady who started a conversation 
with him in the lobby. Was he tired, alone, WIFE??? 

The  next  day  we  took  the ferry to DePalm island and guess what, 
rain again. Didn't stop us from snorkeling. 

Joanne  and  her husband went home which left us time to relax after 
a whirlwind week of fun and games. We did that very well. 

Next  day  went  to the shops at the hotels and was surprised to see 
what  a  mess  Aruba  Palm Beach was. They're renovating, but looked 
like a bomb went off in the lobby. 

Finally returned home to do frantic Christmas shopping. 

BVI: PETER ISLAND BY BRIAN DALTON.

This  is  a review of The Peter Island Resort from our trip there in 
December, 1996.

My  wife and I recently returned from a week's stay at Peter Island. 
We  were terribly disappointed. While there were some positives, the 
negatives  out-  weighed them 10 to 1. This place might be a premier 
diving  destination,  but  it  is  most  definitely  NOT  a private, 
secluded resort. 

Arrival:  En  route  to  Peter  from  Tortola  we stopped outside of 
Deadman's   Bay   to  help  other  guests  "rescue"  their  capsized 
catamaran.  We  puttered  around  and  around trying to pull the cat 
upright  to  no  avail.  We  then took the man and woman closer into 
Deadman's  Bay  so  they  can  swim  to shore. Finally, we proceeded 
around the corner to Sprat Bay dock. 

Check-in:  Absolutely awful. There were 6 of us checking in (2 other 
couples  we  didn't know) and it took over 20 minutes at the counter 
for the confusion to end! What a way to arrive at the hotel. 

Accommodations:   Requested  upper  beach-front  room  4  months  in 
advance  - got a lower beach front room. Quadriplex design makes for 
a  very  NON-PRIVATE  stay, with loud upper neighbors banging around 
in  the  evening.  Paper-thin  walls  allow  love-making sounds from 
adjacent  room  to  richochet  through  the  room quite loudly. Just 
plain  unromantic. And the beachfront rooms have a wooden dock which 
leads  to the beach. Standing right outside my room (and I am 6' 1") 
I  see  nothing but shrubs and the shadow of palm leaves. I hear the 
waves,  but  can't see any beach at all. Deadman's Chest is in view, 
but come on!! Beach front rooms? Not at all. 

Beaches:  Peter  Island  advertises  itself  as having the world's 5 
most  romantic beaches. This is a joke. Deadman's Beach is beautiful 
indeed,  but  ALL  of  Peter Island's guests are on it, and there is 
absolutely   NO   privacy.  Little  Deadman's  Beach  is  even  more 
beautiful,  but  the  charter-boat  crowd  anchors here and you have 
dinghies  coming  up  to  the  beach all day to "explore". Honeymoom 
Beach  is too far from the rooms and difficult to reach, but is also 
subject  to  yachters  coming  ashore  and disturbing your peace and 
quiet.  Big  Reef  Bay  Beach  is  nothing  more than broken shells, 
coral,  and  strewn  with litter, trash, and turtle grass. White Bay 
Beach   is   too   far   to   hike  to,  but  the  resort  schedules 
transportation  for  a  private picnic. However, again yachters find 
this  harbor  and  ruin  tranquillity.  If  you happen to get one of 
these  beaches  for  even  a 1/2 hour without people everywhere, you 
will be lucky. 

Guests'  Privacy:  Day-trippers  do  not  respect signs on Deadman's 
Beach,  which instruct them to NOT use this beach, as it is reserved 
for  PI  guests. They anchor at Little Deadman's Beach and walk onto 
Deadman's  Beach  from  the  south  end ALL the way across it and up 
beside the bar and grill, etc. 

Food:  This  is  the  good  part  of our stay. We couldn't have been 
happier with the meals and service. 

Staff:  Excellent,  excepting  for  1 person. Jean is the restaurant 
super- visor, and is THE shining star of the operation. 

Checkout:  Again,  a huge mess. Wrong bill. Wrong charges. Takes 1/2 
hour to reconcile. 

Overall grade: F 

BVI: TORTOLA BY JOEL MANERS

We  flew  into  Tortola on Feb. 10 around 9:00PM. The flights in and 
out of Tortola are a story in and of themselves. 

BEWARE!  If  you  are  flying  into  Tortola,  do not to fly Dolphin 
Airlines.  A  ticket on this airline is simply a hunting license for 
a  seat  on  one of their planes. They had to charter a plane for us 
and  two  other  couples  just to get there despite the fact that we 
had  tickets  for  seats on their regular flight. On the day we were 
supposed  to  leave,  we called to reconfirm the flight only to find 
out  when  we  got  there  that  the  plane was broken down. The two 
couples  that  we  flew  in  with had called five times to reconfirm 
only  to  be  told  the same thing at the airport. Eventually we got 
onto  an  American  Eagle  flight to San Juan to make our connection 
but  we  were lucky. We got the last two seats on the plane. I'm not 
sure  we  would  have ever made it out that day on Dolphin. This was 
the  only  stressful  time  of  the whole vacation. If you go either 
charter  your  own  plane  or  get  on a flight with American Eagle. 
These  small  airlines  are a roll of the dice. Also if you count on 
making  a  connection  in  San Juan, spot yourself two hours to make 
it.  It took Northwest an hour to unload our luggage at the airport. 
Also  make  sure you lock your luggage. Alot of the bags looked like 
they had been unzipped.

Other  options  on getting into Tortola include flying to St. Thomas 
and  taking  the ferry over. The ferry services run a tight schedule 
and  the  ride  is  fast and pleasant. Cost from St. Thomas are only 
$35 per person round trip. 

Now about the island itself....

Tortola  is  a  mountainous  island  in  the British Virgin Islands, 
about  60  miles  east of Puerto Rico. Tortola is the largest of the 
BVI's.  Virgin Gorda is another major island in the chain. The other 
smaller  islands  consist  of  Peter  Island, Guana Island, Jost Van 
Dyke  and  hundreds  of  other too small to inhabit. All the islands 
are  clustered  close  together except for Anegada which is situated 
some  20 miles to the north. All of the BVI's are volcanic in origin 
except   for  Anegada  which  is  coral.  This  makes  for  dramatic 
landscapes and beautiful vistas. 

Tortola  has several fantastic beaches, the best are along the north 
shore:  Smuggler's,  Long  Bay, Carrot Bay, Apple Bay, Brewer's Bay, 
and  Josiah's  Bay. The two that we liked the best were Brewer's Bay 
and  Smuggler's  Bay. Brewer's Bay is surrounded by mountains and is 
usually  very  calm.  The  snorkeling  here  is  good and there is a 
campground  here  near  the  beach.  It is somewhat harder to get to 
than  the  others but you're rewarded with more seclusion. There are 
two  good beach bars here if you want to get a snack. Smuggler's bay 
is  at  the  end  of a ROUGH road toward the West end of the island. 
You'll  need  a  Jeep  to  travel this road but it is passable. Just 
pack  a  lunch  (there  are  no  concessions  there) and follow your 
instincts  and  the  map  as  best you can and you'll get there just 
fine.  Once  you  get to the beach you won't want to leave.  This is 
one  of  the  smaller beaches on the island so a few people can make 
it  seem more crowded. This is a fun place to come in the morning so 
you can watch the pelicans fish the clear water.

One  morning  of  our time there we spent visiting the Sage Mountain 
Park.  This is a great place to visit even if you're not into hiking 
like  we  are.  The trails there are well maintained and the view is 
magnificent  on  a  clear  day.  Here  you'll  find  an abundance of 
beautiful,  wild tropical plants. You might spot a few of the larger 
lizards  if  you keep your eyes open. There is a good restaurant  at 
the trailhead if you get hungry.

Most  of  the  activities  on the island center around sailing. This 
area  contains  the  largest  concentration  of charter boats in the 
world.  When  you  get  out  on the water you see why. The winds are 
constant  and there is an abundance of protected anchorages to spend 
the evening. 

We  went  on  a  day  sail  to Virgin Gorda one day aboard the White 
Squall.  This  is  an 80 foot yacht built back in the 30's and owned 
by  a  New  Zealander  who  lives  on  Tortola.  The  cost  is  very 
reasonable  and  the  best deal we found on the island, only $65 per 
person.  That includes a buffet style lunch and all your drinks. The 
trip  we  took  was  to  the Baths on Virgin Gorda and snorkeling on 
Cooper  Island.  The  Baths is absolutely fantastic. Don't leave the 
BVI's  with  out  going.  Snorkeling  off Cooper Island is also very 
good.  We  saw  2  turtles,  5 barracudas (at once!), and a stingray 
while  there.  The  trip lasts all day. You leave around 9:00 AM and 
return around 3:30 PM.

There  are  some  great side trips you can take by ferry. We went to 
Charlotte  Amalie  on St. Thomas one day just to go shopping and see 
the  sights.  It  was  a  nice afternoon trip but I wouldn't take it 
again.  St.  Thomas  is way too commercialized for my tastes and the 
people  hound  you  to death to buy something and the prices are not 
that  good.  Also the place can be congested when there is more than 
one  cruise  ship  in port. The dock can handle 7 ships at a time. A 
better  choice  of ferry is to Jost Van Dyke, or Peter Island. These 
are  great places to visit if you want to relax in a secluded place. 
If  you're  worried  about being sea sick, don't. The boats are very 
smooth and fast. Our trip to St. Thomas took only about 30 minutes.

Shopping  in  Roadtown  is  not  that  great. In fact you could miss 
Roadtown  altogether  and  not  miss  much. If you do go there are a 
couple  of  places you don't want to miss. J.R. O'Neal's on Main St. 
has  a  beautiful  selection  of  imported  items  from all over the 
world.  The Sunny Caribbee Spice Shop carries gifts and all kinds of 
spices.  Make  sure you pick up a jar of chutney. It's a sweet local 
relish  made  from tropical fruit. I'm personally not a relish eater 
but  I  love  this stuff. You can also get jerk spices and Caribbean 
bar-b-que  sauce  here  too.  Also  check out the open market in the 
middle of town. Lots of good buys on t-shirts and other goods here.

  We  stayed  at Ft. Recovery Estate on the south coast towards West 
End.  Ft.  Recovery  is  a  very  nice  property.  They offer 10 air 
conditioned  villas,  a  small  beach, a pool, and lots of paperback 
books  to  read  while  you lounge on the water. Each room faces the 
ocean  and the sunlight on the mountains of St. John are a wonderful 
sight  every  morning  especially from #8 where we were. Actually we 
had  the  opportunity  to  stay  in  two  of the villas, #8 and #10.  
Villa  #8  offers  a  great view and much cooler breezes since it is 
situated  on  the second level (the only villa on the second level). 
Villa  #10  is  much  more roomy and closer to the pool (great for a 
family  of  four)  but is not as breezy and requires little more air 
conditioning  than #8. Both offer a full, well furnished kitchen for 
nights  when  you  opt  to not have dinner served on your veranda by 
the  staff.  Ft  Recovery's  food  is good especially when you don't 
want  to  go  out  for  dinner.  To  say  the staff is helpful is an 
understatement.  Pamelah  makes  everything run smooth and keeps the 
property  in  working  order. Ft Recovery is probably wins the prize 
for most-bang-for-the-buck on Tortola. 

There  are only a few criticisms I have about the property. Water is 
sometimes  scarce  and  a  few  times  we  couldn't  get more than a 
trickle  out  of  the shower. It didn't happen often but it seems to 
be  a  chronic problem all over the island. Also the electricity can 
sometimes  go  out, as you'll find anywhere you go in the Caribbean. 
But  I guess the biggest thing to me (and I know people will call me 
picky)  is  how  the  complex is laid out. Every room is as close to 
the  beach  as  possible.  This  makes  the  property  look a little 
shuffled  and  gives  the idea that there was no overall plan to the 
property.  In  fact  I  think  is  was  planned out but I would have 
sacrificed  being  right on the water for a little better aesthetics 
in  the  overall  look  of  the  place.  Surprisingly to me the fort 
itself  is  not really integrated into the layout. A renovation will 
be  coming soon according to Pamelah so maybe they'll take this into 
consideration.

If  you  stay  here,  definitely count on renting a car. Long bay is 
only  a  5 minute drive over the mountains but Smugglers is about 15 
and  Brewer's  is  at least 20. Costs are around $360 per week for a 
Suzuki jeep.

There  are  alot more restaurants on the island than I thought there 
would  be.  Dinner  for  two was consistently between $65 to $75 for 
everything.  Entres  were  $22  to $28. We ate out most evenings and 
didn't  get  to  eat  everywhere  we  wanted  to  go.  Here  are the 
highlights:

North  Shore  Shell  Museum-  Carrot  Bay: This was perhaps our most 
memorable  night  eating out. They have great local seafood here and 
all  is  priced very reasonably. The restaurant is situated atop the 
Shell  Museum  (for a donation you can carry any shell you like home 
with  you)  in  Carrot Bay. The real fun begins after your meal when 
the  proprietor  brings  out musical "instruments" to your table and 
you all get to be a part of a "fungi" band. It's alot of fun. 

Pusser's  Landing- West End, Sopers Hole: You'll find Pussers stores 
and   restaurants  in  several  locations  throughout  the  Virgins. 
perhaps  the  best is at West End. Catering to a charterboat/jet set 
crowd,   the   prices   here   are   surprisingly  reasonable.  Make 
reservations  early  for  a  good  table  on  the verandah above the 
marina.  The  views  a  lovely and the breezes make your meal a real 
treat.  Come  early  and  shop a little. You'll find better shopping 
here  than  at Roadtown. Take a stroll along the wharf after dinner. 
This  is one of the more lovely buildings on Tortola and the setting 
is very relaxing.

Sugar  Mill-  Long  Bay: Toward the end of Long Bay you'll find some 
of  the  best  food  in the Caribbean. The restaurant is in the mill 
itself  and  the  atmosphere  is  relaxed  and  refined. Eat here if 
you're  in the mood for romantic candelight dinner. Before you leave 
make  sure  to check out the artwork on the walls. They have quite a 
collection of Hatian and local art here.

The  Last  Resort-  Trellis Bay: No trip to Tortola is complete with 
out  a  trip  to this wacky restaurant. It's situates on a small cay 
in  the  middle  of  Trellis Bay near the airport. Don't worry about 
how  to  get  there,  just  drive  up  to  the  dock and pick up the 
courtesy  phone  and  tell them you're ready for dinner. A boat will 
be  by to pick you up shortly. Dinner is served, buffet style, every 
evening  at  7:00. The proprietor is a one man band and offers great 
entertainment  every  evening. Dress and atmosphere are very casual. 
Make  sure  and  get  a  picture  of  "Vanilla"  the  "island moose" 
(donkey)  before  you  leave.  Count  on an evening of good eats and 
entertainment here.

 
Overall,  Tortola  is  a great place to visit if you like the slower 
pace  of  the  British  Virgin  Islands as opposed to their American 
counterparts.  Tortola offers great beaches, beautiful scenery, lots 
of  places  to  explore  and wonderful restaurants. Tortola can be a 
pricy  place to stay but if you do your research and get a room with 
a  kitchen  it  doesn't  have  to  be.  The  supermarkets  here  are 
expensive  compared  to  the US but very reasonable in comparison to 
other  Caribbean  islands.  Tortola  is a great place to just relax. 
You  can find night life here but no one seems to be looking for it. 
Most  seem  content  to  soak  up  the  sun on an isolated strand of 
beach.

CANCUN BY DIANE WOODARD

This  year  my family decided to celebrate the Christmas holidays in 
a  tropical paradise.  With two teenagers, 19-year old Holly and 15-
year  old  Alec, we felt this might be our last big family vacation.  
It  also  provided  an  opportunity  for us to take advantage of our 
membership  in  a  "vacation  club" (read as "clearinghouse for time 
shares"  or  "condo-fillers-R-us").   While  my  husband  and I love 
small  hotels and quiet, romantic sites for our escapes as a couple, 
the  Cancun  area  sounded like a great place for a nearly-all-adult 
family's adventures and entertainment. 

Checking  in  at  BWI airport (Baltimore) the morning of December 22 
was  a  nightmare.   Even  showing  up 2 hours early was not cushion 
enough.   The  lines  at the US Air counters were incredible.  Three 
of  us  stood  in  line  while  Dad  found  one of the few remaining 
parking  spaces  in  the  long-term lot(s).  How everyone apparently 
got  through  in  time  for  flights to more-or- less maintain their 
schedules  was  one  of  those  Christmas miracles, I'm sure. But we 
arrived  in  Cancun about 1:30PM, picked up our non-air-conditioned, 
no  radio VW Beetle and found our way to our lodgings within no more 
than  an  hour.   (Just packing the luggage and our four selves into 
that  little  car  was an engineering project worthy of some kind of 
degree!) 

Our  vacation  "home-base"   December  22  -  27 was the Condominios 
Cancun  Plaza,  at  the  southern  end  of the Hotel Zone.  The one-
bedroom  suite  with kitchenette, cable TV, three queen beds and two 
bathrooms  was very comfortable.  Most of the pinkish stucco complex 
appears  to  be  condos,  but  about  1/3  of the units comprise the 
MexHotel.   Two  pools, swim-up bar, palapas for shade, a restaurant 
and  a  pretty  sandy beach.  Being south of the Playa Delfines, the 
surf  is higher than other Cancun beaches.  It was visually stunning 
to  see  neon-turquoise  breakers,  and our body-surfing son enjoyed 
the  activity  as  well.   We  spent the afternoon with cervesas and 
cokes  on the beach, learned where to check in/out four fluffy fresh 
beach  towels  each  day.  We also met a nice Canadian who confirmed 
what  we'd  learned  from  the forum and Fodor's: that the best food 
was  downtown  in  Cancun  city  and  the best beaches were down the 
Cancun-Tulum corridor. 

I  was  surprised during the week that business seemed a bit slow -- 
the  holiday rush waited until after the 25th to take off.  While we 
wandered  around  downtown looking for Perico's that first night, we 
stumbled  upon  La  Habichueala  and were seated for dinner in their 
breathtaking  garden.   Lacy  white  wrought iron tables and chairs, 
lots  of  candles  and white twinkling lights in the lush foliage -- 
the  kids  were  impressed.   The  restaurant staff was charming and 
attentive.   It  doesn't  hurt  to have a pretty young blond (with a 
couple  of  semesters  of  Spanish  to  bolster  her courage) in the 
party.   We  got  great  service  everywhere  we went!  The meal was 
delicious.   You can't go wrong when the catch of the day is grouper 
or  red  snapper.   (Because  of  the dollar's current strength, the 
cost  of  a  full meal for four with drinks and dessert -- hey, it's 
not  the tropics without bananas flambe at least once -- anywhere we 
ate  ranged  between  $30-70(US).)   La  Habichuela  fell mid-range.  
Holly  reminded us about leaving a really good tip.  As if we didn't 
recognize  the  super  service!  We  went back later in the week and 
were again very pleased. 

Other  memorable  meals  in  Cancun  were:   Christmas  Eve at Maria 
Bonita,  with  some  extraordinary  green queso appetizer, excellent 
food,  a  wonderful  marimba  band (we heard several during the trip 
and  this  one  was  good)  and charming musical performances by the 
hostesses  and  bartenders!  Maria Bonita is near the Hyatt Regency, 
on the beach at Punta Cancun.  

We  split  up  as  a  party one night.  We'd been seated at Mr Papas 
(the  Plaza  Caracol location) when the "shot girl" with the whistle 
and   neon   pink  drinks  came  to  the  next  table.   Noting  her 
perseverance  with  those  patrons,  Dad  suddenly decided there was 
nothing on the menu he was interested in, but we let the kids stay -
-  to  their  delight.   Later  they  told  us  all about the shots, 
getting  pulled  up  to  dance on the bar, and they got those "yard-
long"  plastic  drink  glasses  as souvenirs.  Cool.  I believe they 
also  ate  something.   The two of us ended up at El Mexicano, where 
the  food was OK, but the floor show was lovely.  We found our young 
revelers, and together hopped a bus back to the condo. 

Every  bus  ride  was  an adventure itself -- from drivers with boom 
boxes  playing  music  that passengers sang along with, to marveling 
at  the varied architecture and lighted displays at the hotels along 
Paseo  Kukulcan.   Christmas week brought out families from all over 
the  world  as  well  as  Mexico, the U.S. and Canada, and also some 
honeymoon  couples.  Workers for the various hotels, if they are not 
provided  with  bus  transport by the hotels for their commute, take 
these  shuttles.   Uniforms  are  very  popular -- pull into a Pemex 
station  and you find people garbed in shirts marked Pemex, Bardohal 
(?  Perhaps  it  was  a  special  promotion  - - two pretty girls in 
bright  yellow  shirts  w/black  mini  skirts), and the ever-present 
blue  shirts for Xcaret, one of the most highly promoted attractions 
in  Mexico.  There were "check-points" where an official would board 
the  bus  to  check  out the passengers, the tires, and the drivers' 
papers. 

Since   we   were  really  into  day  trips,  breakfasts  were  very 
important.    Captain's   Cove   has   a  wonderful  all-you-can-eat 
breakfast  for  $5  (US).   Pineapple,  bananas, papaya, watermelon, 
cantaloupe,  fresh  squeezed  fruit  juices, pastries of every sort, 
omelets  made  to order, or fried or scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, 
and  excellent  coffee.   While we ate outside on the "dock" clearly 
the  nicer  place  to  sit  would  be in one of the giant bay-window 
areas  with  ceiling fans, plants, and the same views of the lagoon, 
minus the noise of the wave runners! 

We  enjoyed Cancun.  As mentioned earlier, the bus downtown and back 
for  3  pesos  was a blast.  The squares were filled with stalls and 
carnival  booths  for  Christmas.   Christmas  lights  and  nativity 
scenes  were  everywhere.    Soccer  balls, replica soccer uniforms, 
and  baby dolls seemed to be the big gifts for children we saw.  The 
big  Orange  Pelican  grocery  store was fun, although we didn't see 
the  HUGE  bakery section until on our way out.  (If you've rented a 
car,  you  may  want  to  pick  up a bottle of Windex and some paper 
towels.   It's nice to see where you're going!)  It's also not a bad 
place to pick up t-shirts for souvenirs at $34 (pesos). 

We  stocked our little condo fridge with beer and sodas, but because 
the  cost  of  eating out was low we cooked nothing more challenging 
than  toast  and microwave popcorn.  We did make coffee each morning 
because  we  knew  it  would  take  us  an  hour  to  awaken the two 
offspring  (why  would  anyone  want  to  sleep  in when paradise is 
calling!?!?)  and  wanted to get that caffeine pumping through those 
systems as early as possible. 

The  first  couple  of  mornings  were  cloudy, so we started out to 
visit  the  ruins  at Tulum.  But each day we got side-tracked along 
Route  307 as it cleared up, and never did make it to Tulum!  (Sigh, 
next  time.)   The first day we checked out Playa del Carmen.  While 
it  was cloudy, we had brunch in front of the Blue Parrot, and later 
did  some  shopping along the Pedestrian Walkway.  Our son purchased 
himself   a   hammock,   and   was  introduced  to  the  concept  of 
bargaining.   He did OK, but could have done better.  (He got really 
good  as  the week went on.)  We liked Playa del Carmen, and decided 
to  come  back  later in the week.  Then we hit the road and visited 
Xel-Ha for the afternoon. 

Xel-Ha  is  a  charming  park  with  lovely  gardens and parrots and 
"natural"  limestone aquarium-like lagoon areas.  We brought our own 
snorkeling  gear  and  towels  so all we needed to rent was a locker 
for  our  clothes,  keys  and wallets.  What we enjoyed about Xel-Ha 
was  not  just  the snorkeling, which was rather tame though pretty, 
but  that  everyone there was having fun with each other.  (Not like 
American  theme parks where the rides are the attraction.)  A "rest" 
area  made  up of many palms with hammocks slung between them, where 
music  from  a  nearby  restaurant floated on the breeze is an ideal 
place  to  cool  off.   Something  that struck us was that about two 
thirds   of  the  clientele  that  day  were  Mexican  families  and 
couples.   Now,  I  don't  know  that most weren't professionals and 
government  workers  on  vacation  from Mexico City, and tourists as 
much  as  we.   But having visited several Caribbean paradises, this 
Mexican  coast  continually  surprised  me with it's hospitality and 
with  the  sense  that  while  tourism  is the big industry, foreign 
tourists  aren't  the  only  ones to enjoy the beauty of the beaches 
and the many delightful attractions. 

We  spent  one  day at Akumal, where snorkeling right from the beach 
was  great  (we  visited two areas, Akumal and Half Moon bays).  Our 
lunch  that  day was at a white stucco place adjacent to the parking 
lot  where  the  bus  and taxi drivers, as well as the staffs of the 
dive  shop,  hotels, etc apparently eat. It was terrific.  Some kind 
of  pork  with  rice,  crispy  turkey  enchiladas,  sliced tomatoes.  
Akumal  Bay  somehow seemed a little too planned and exclusive.  But 
after  reading  Marty Klein's guide (and only having found Half Moon 
bay  late  in the day), I think we'd go back again.  We took a brief 
look  at  Paamul, which boasts a beautiful waterfront restaurant I'd 
like to try one day.  It seemed to be a very personable place.

Probably the spot of our next Mom-and-Dad-only vacation will be Xpu-
Ha.   It  is  one  of those nearly deserted, palm-fringed, drop-dead 
gorgeous  places  that  you can only imagine what the sky looks like 
at  night  full  of  the  moon and stars.  The turn-offs are hard to 
identify  from  307,  the  first two are private-property-only (talk 
about  exclusive  with  skull & crossbones on the sign!) lanes.  The 
third  is  for  a  small  hotel  (an  orange/peach  stucco two-story 
affair)  and  the  fourth for a beach restaurant with a palapa table 
area  that has a dreamy view of the beach and sea.  I'd be surprised 
if  there  is a more peaceful, private place on this earth than Xpu-
Ha.   I  think we were there December 24.  The guys who ran the Dive 
shop  down the beach (toward Robinson's Club Tulum at the South end) 
were  roasting a pig for a big party later that night.  We walked to 
the  North  end  of  the  crescent  shaped  beach  and  saw  several 
exceptionally  beautiful  private homes and villas.  Maybe if I play 
the  Maryland  lottery regularly and hit for $20 million (US) or so,  
I  can end up with my own private paradise on Xpu-Ha.  (Dollar signs 
and references to US or pesos get so confusing!) 

The  true  highlight  of our trip was Christmas Day on Isla Mujeres.  
We  loaded  our snorkel gear in the VW and headed for Puerto Juarez, 
where  we  parked  the  car for the day in the "secure lot" of a guy 
for  $10  pesos, who then sold us two straw hats for $15 pesos each.  
The  passenger "fast ferry" was another $15 pesos each, which really 
was  a  quick  trip.   The view of Cancun's Hotel Zone from the boat 
was  awesome.   Upon  arrival, we were offered a "private just your-
family-only  snorkel trip for $70 (US), with refreshments and a trip 
to  a  beautiful  beach for as long as you want."  It's kind of hard 
to  hide  two bags of snorkeling gear, so it was pretty obvious what 
we  planned  to do that day.  Since the alternative snorkeling trips 
were  for  $15 US each in a boatload of up to 12, this seemed to fit 
the  bill.   He  took us to his 19-year-old associate (son?) and his 
boat,  we  chose refreshments to stock the boat's cooler, and off we 
went. 

Luis  took  us  to  a  couple  of the standard snorkeling sites, the 
lighthouse  cave,  a  sunken  statue,  and  rode us over to view the 
"Dolphin  Experience"  which he suggested was much too expensive (we 
agreed).   It  was kind of sad to see dolphins penned in with a half 
dozen  or so very excited swimmers.  We also visited El Garofon, but 
before  we  got  in the water Luis said: "You people are pretty good 
at  this,  would  you  rather  go  out to the Manchones Reef?  It is 
deeper  there,  and  I  won't anchor my boat, but you will love it."  
(Or  words to that effect.  I consider myself "semi-lingual" in that 
I  can  understand  broken English very well regardless of the first 
language  of the speaker.  Maybe I'm just very patient.  I also know 
to  speak  slowly  and  use  what few words of Spanish, or German or 
French   as   appropriate,   I've   picked   up   over   the  years, 
occasionally.   If  I  could  take  one of those month-long emersion 
vacations  someday,  I  think  I  could  end  up  with pretty decent 
command of a foreign language.) 

Well,  he  was right.  There were no other boats or swimmers around, 
and we had the most amazing experiences:  

The  fish  weren't  just  in schools, but in complete civilizations.  
Hundreds  and  thousands  (?)  massed  around  us.   (Luis  fed them 
crackers  to  make them swarm.) We could dive down closer amidst the 
beautiful  corals  and  see even more wonderful sights.  We got some 
terrific  underwater  shots.   (Those  disposable underwater cameras 
are  a  marvelous  invention.)  I don't know how long we were there, 
but we were totally spent when we climbed back aboard. 

Next  we  visited  a  beach  (Playa  Lancheros)  where  there  was a 
pitifully  penned  nurse shark that small boys were playing with.  I 
don't  know  if  we  were  supposed  to  stay there for lunch (Luis' 
English  was not much better than our Spanish), but we asked that we 
be  taken  back  to  town.   Luis  took  us  all  around the island, 
pointing  out  various  sites.   The  kids  noticed several for sale 
signs,  strongly  suggesting  we  consider  them  in  our retirement 
planning.     It had been a pretty incredible 4 hours by the time we 
got  back.   Alec  and  Steve  rented a motor scooter and toured the 
island  for  an hour.  Holly and I walked to Playa Norte and found a 
vacant  palm  tree.   We enjoyed watching people celebrate Christmas 
Day  with  their families, too.  A large group was playing soccer on 
the  beach.   Two  of the little boys had obviously received replica 
uniforms  of  the  Mexican  soccer  team  for  Christmas.  Guess who 
scored  most  of  the goals?  Experiences like this make the Mexican 
Caribbean  so  friendly and fun.  After the guys got back, Steve and 
I  crossed  the  road  for an afternoon cervesa while Holly and Alec 
took the scooter for another hour to tour and do some shopping. 

Alec  had  FOUR  girl friends for whom to buy gifts! This was a task 
that  wasn't  complete  until  the day we left Mexico.  He knew what 
would  be  right  for  each  one,  and  wouldn't settle for anything 
else.   Here  he  got  a  hematite  necklace for 60 pesos, after his 
sister  had paid 110 for a similar one.  He was getting to be a good 
haggler.   With  the scooter turned in, we all went to dinner at the 
Bucanero.   It  was one of the best meals we had all week, very very 
good  Mexican  food,  and a waitress with a fabulous sense of humor.  
About  half the price of a similar meal in Cancun, and again we left 
a very generous tip! 

We  took  a ferry home to Puerto Juarez, which happened to be one of 
the  slower,  bigger  and less expensive ($6 pesos each?) boats.  It 
was  filled  with  many  families who'd spent Christmas day together 
having  fun.   We  found  seats  where  we could.  While memories of 
stories  about  overcrowded  ferries  sinking  in  the  Phillippines 
somehow  intruded  on  my reverie, I have to say it was a quiet trip 
back  to the mainland.  Seated at the other end of the crowded boat, 
Steve later confided he'd had similar thoughts! 

Thursday  was  the  day  we  spent at Akumal.  Friday, we decided we 
didn't  want  to  go home on Saturday.  For $50 each we could change 
our  air  reservations,  so  we did, gambling that we could stay two 
nights  in  Playa  del  Carmen  (PDC).  Saturday we checked our four 
largest  bags  at  the  condo, to be picked up Monday AM, packed the 
rest  into  the  VW  and  took  off.  We briefly considered going to 
Cozumel,  but  thought  maybe  we'd  have  better  luck  in PDC (and 
besides,  save  something besides Tulum, for the next trip!)  We got 
to  PDC  by  9am,  and  found  a  room for 4 for Saturday night with 
promises   that   we  would  get  a  room  for  Sunday  as  well  as 
cancellations  were expected.  We settled into a lovely room a block 
from  the  beach  at  a  hotel  which was exquisite, but will remain 
nameless for reasons explained later. 

We  really  loved  the  beach  in  front of the Blue Parrot Inn.  (A 
charming,  social place that had been fully booked for months.)  The 
shallows  stretch  for  hundreds of yards out into the sea.  Lots of 
families,  lots  of  couples,  lots of singles, everyone has a great 
time.   Happy  hour, it seems, is all afternoon and night except for 
12-2PM  and 6-8PM.  Holly and I enjoyed fancy rum concoctions, while 
Dad  stuck with Superiors.  We ladies dressed up in our long Mexican 
(fabric  imported from Indonesia) dresses for dinner at Limones that 
night.   The  food  was  a  bit  disappointing, but a high point was 
having a Caesar Salad prepared the way it's supposed to be. 

After  dinner  we shopped and people-watched, and enjoyed PDC.  Alec 
found  presents  for  girls  #2  and  #3.   There  seemed  to  be an 
exhibition  of young dance troupes taking place in the middle of the 
street  every  two or three blocks.  The kids went back to the hotel 
to  bed and Steve and I visited several spots with live music.  Back 
at  Limones  bar  (it has its' own name, Red & Black???) there was a 
very  good  band.   Of course it was happy hour there, so we quickly 
had  four drinks in front of us (for about $3 US!  No wonder Richard 
Burton  always  seemed drunk in those movies set in Mexico.)  We met 
an   interesting  German  couple  from  Berlin,  who  also  had  two 
teenagers  back  at their hotel.  I like meeting people on vacation.  
We  had  a  good conversation.  They seemed to like the same kind of 
places  we  do,  and  had similar attitudes about raising teenagers.  
We  walked  together  back  to  our  respective  hotels.  Later that 
night,  sadly,  Montezuma  struck  his  revenge  on  my  poor  sweet 
husband. 

While  Dad  wanted to do nothing but stay in bed, the kids and I had 
breakfast  in  the  hotel  dining  room/garden.   Why  can't  I find 
pineapples  and bananas that taste so good at home!  The three of us 
then  went  to  the beach, to our favorite spot in front of the Blue 
Parrot.   Eight  years  as  a gymnast has taken it's toll on Holly's 
back,  so  when  the  lady strolled down the beach touting her Mayan 
Massage,  it  sounded  just  the ticket for that sunny morning under 
the  palms.   Holly  went  first  and  it  looked  so  fabulous, Mom 
followed. Yes.  Luxurious. 

About  1  PM, I went back to the hotel to check on poor Dad.  He was 
still  indisposed.   We were discussing that we'd heard nothing from 
the  hotel  about  Sunday  night, and no one had knocked on the door 
all  morning  (we  thought check out was 10AM) so we were pleased to 
stay  another night.  Ah no. Suddenly a knock, and a young man asked 
if  we  were checking out as they needed the room.  I explained that 
the  proprietor  had  told  me  he'd  expected to let us stay Sunday 
night  due  to  cancellations,  (which  he  had reiterated to me the 
previous  afternoon) and since we'd not heard anything we thought we 
were  staying.   Oh  dear.  He had two cancellations earlier that AM 
but  the  boss  hadn't  left  him a note about us, and now he had no 
rooms.   What  is  more,  the  whole  town appeared to be booked up.  
Since  my  husband  was sick, (and that made him feel really bad) we 
could  have  until  2PM.  Frankly, I believe the opportunity to rent 
the  room  for  a  week  instead of only a night had come up, and we 
weren't  given  a  second  thought.   If  I were to do this again, I 
would  have checked at the desk myself that morning.  Perhaps things 
would  have worked out?  I've emailed the proprietor, as his address 
was printed in his hotel's brochure. 

We  packed  up  the  car,  I  installed  Steve in the shade down the 
street  outside  the Blue Parrot, and went in search of lodgings.  I 
met  an  interesting  couple  from northern California who suggested 
several  places  without phones to try, but to no avail -- the place 
really  was booked solid.  It was the holiday season after all.  So, 
we  piled into the VW and headed back to Cancun -- with a brief stop 
in  Puerto  Morales  just  in case they had something  :-(  Too bad, 
not  that night.  We tried at the condo desk in Cancun, but they too 
were  booked  up  (otherwise we could have gotten something for $50) 
and  they  sent  us next door to MexHotel.  Very spartan compared to 
the  condo  side.   View  of  the  parking lot and lagoon, no TV, no 
phone.   But  air  conditioning,  two  beds, and a bathroom for $90.  
Still feeling poorly, Steve went to bed.

The  kids and I hit Iguana Wana, a sports-bar Tex-Mex place at Plaza 
Carocol  for  dinner.   We had a real giggle because while they fell 
over  each  other  trying  to  serve  us  our meal, the food in this 
touristy  joint  was  dreadful.  Taco Bell may be more authentic and 
Chi   Chi's   at   least  uses  some  spices.  They  did  make  good 
margueritas,  though.   Alec  found  his last girl friend a present, 
Holly  got  some  tacky  shot  glasses for her friends, and I headed 
back  with  their purchases on the bus.  (My big kids wanted to have 
dessert  and  a  good-bye  Mexico  drink at Mr. Papas.  Gee mom, you 
really did loosen up!)

Our  last  morning, everyone felt fine except for slightly hung over 
Holly.   Dad,  Alec  and  I  went  to breakfast across the road at a 
lagoon   side  restaurant  behind  a  small  groceria.   There  Alec 
completed  his photographic series of Iguanas on the Rocks (Now that 
we've  seen  the  pictures, they're sort of like those 3-D dinosaurs 
somewhere  in  an abstract design.)  After some final beach time, we 
somehow  were able to get all the luggage and us back into the VW to 
head  for the airport.  The lady at the Dollar Rent-a-Car return was 
totally  amazed.   It  took  two  "bigger"  cars to ferry us and our 
belongings across the way to the airport! 

We  had a marvelous time.  It was probably the most time we've spent 
together  as  a  family  in about four years.  Surviving the teenage 
years  of  your  children  is  such  a challenge, although my mother 
tells  me  you never stop worrying.  This was a real celebration for 
us,  that  we're  nearly through and we can still enjoy each other's 
company!  It  was  the  best  Christmas present I've ever had, and a 
trip none of us will ever forget.   

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