Caribbean Travel Roundup

Newsletter - Paul Graveline, Editor


Caribbean Travel Roundup
Paul Graveline, Editor
Edition 76
July 15, 1997

Final updated 10 July 97 1100ET

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ST. MARTIN BY THOMAS PALLISTER

It was our first trip to the island 

The  Royal  Islander  was  very nice and the beach there was fine. The 
help  is  wonderful.  Jets  landing  and taking off and the noise from 
Cherie's  were  the  only drawback, but not too bad to put up with. We 
visited  Mullet Bay beach and really liked it. At Cupecoy by the Ocean 
Club,  there  was  no beach and no way to get down there if you wanted 
to. 

Baie  Rouge  was  one of our favorites. There was a beach at Baie Long 
up  from  La  Samanna,  but  was  only  rocks leading to the water. We 
didn't  stay  there.  We  stopped at Friars because the books had said 
how  photographic  it  was.  While it was nice, we elected not to stay 
there.  Orient  was  very,  very windy the day we went there and there 
was  a  lot  of  seaweed  on the beach. We didn't stay there either. I 
know  this  all sounds negative, but it's our observations about these 
beaches. Being beach people we like beautiful beaches. 

Our  favorite  was Dawn Beach and Mr. Busby's. Really a great spot for 
swimming,  snorkeling  and  eating.  Our favorites of the ones we were 
able  to  go  to  were  Dawn, Rouge, Mullet, and Maho. On Anguilla, we 
went  to  Shoal  Bay  East,  which  is magnificent! The burgers on the 
beach at Rouge were really good! 

The  restaurants  were  all super except possibly for Cherie's. It was 
too  much  like a fast food place for the price, and definitely do not 
try  their striploin steak! There pasta was very good. Again, it's our 
taste.  The Boathouse for dinner was excellent and we highly recommend 
it.  Same  goes  for  Turtle  Pier  and Lynettes. Also, we just wanted 
pizza  one  night  and  hit  Sambuca's. It was excellent. We were very 
lucky  in that it was Carnaval time and we got to see the parade. They 
really  go  all out and it was spectacular! We went to Philipsburg one 
morning  and it was packed with the people from the cruise ships. UGH! 
Put a damper on our morning. 

We  loved  Marigot!  What a great little town with excellent shops and 
of  course  great  bakeries. Took the ferry from there to Anguilla for 
the  day  and  had a very nice day at Shoal Bay East. Also to the Edge 
to  Saba  and  highly  recommend  it  for an really different day. The 
people  are  wonderful  and  we  had  a  really good time sampling the 
Sabian  Spice.  Don't  miss  Peggy's  shop for lace and the Spice, and 
absolutely  don't  miss  Adele's  which is right next door and down an 
alleyway.  She  is just a lovely lady and she'll show you a picture of 
her  in  a  1966  National  Geographic.  She'll  also keep pouring the 
Spice!! 

We  can't  wait  to  get  back  to  St.  Martin because I know we only 
experienced a small part of it. Thanks again for all the tips! 

ST. MARTIN BY HELEN YOUNGS

Greg  (my  husband)  and I just returned from St. Martin (French side; 
Sint  Maartin  is  Dutch). We stayed at Mont Vernon Hotel located on a 
hill  overlooking  Orient  Bay.  Orient Bay is a crescent shaped beach 
located  on  the  north east side of the island. It is one of the most 
beautiful  beaches  in  the  world.  Memorial  Day  week is also a low 
period  for  the  island. It is not a European's holiday/vacation time 
period.

The  north  end  of  Orient Bay is completely different from the south 
end   of  Orient  Bay.  Because  of  wind  directions,  the  currents' 
condition  and its clothing optional feature, south Orient Bay is very 
popular  with  all  nationalities  and  all  types of people. The cool 
breeze  provided  a  welcomed  relief from the usual hot-n-humid under 
the  sun  and  flat-as-glass  water  scenario.  Orient  Bay Naturalist 
Resort,  which  is  not  completely  finished with its restoration, is 
significantly  different  from  the old resort's rustic units. The new 
studios,  mini-suites  and  chalets  have either white or stained-wood 
exterior.  And they have air-conditioning! The resort's new appearance 
is more inviting than the old units.

When  dining  out, be sure to verify with the restaurant if gratuities 
are  included.  Most  restaurants  includes  the  gratuity  and  it is 
usually printed (not always) somewhere on the menu.

Saturday,  5/24. By the time we arrived at the hotel and unpacked, all 
we  could  do  was  to  have dinner at the hotel restaurant. The salad 
portion  cost  $11/pp,  entrée  is  $13/pp  and  the complete 3-course 
dinner,  which  includes  dessert,  cost  $24. This was their standard 
price  structure  for  dinner  every  evening.  Dessert alone, salad & 
dessert  or  entrée  &  dessert  options  were  not offered. The first 
night's  dinner  was  very  good.  I had grilled lamb chops, scalloped 
potatoes  and  green  beans. Greg has endive salad, snapper Creole and 
some  pastries.  I  have  to  say  the French do believe in using real 
butter...  no margarine, no fat-free or reduced imitation of any kind. 
The  hotel  also  provided  a  daily complimentary breakfast buffet of 
scrambled  eggs,  bacon,  sausage,  fresh  fruits,  croissants, rolls, 
pastries,  coffee  and  juices  as  part  of the package. There was no 
lunch  service  at  the  main  restaurant  but  burgers & fries can be 
purchased at the grill by the pool.

Sunday,  5/25.  The  next  day  we tried out the hotel's beach and the 
pool.  Orient  Bay  had  more  waves and breezes than the last time we 
were  there...  nothing  really  intolerable or unpleasant. Because of 
the  northwest  wind  and  water currents' direction, Orient Bay north 
end  was  the  recipient of sea weed; mounds of it would accumulate on 
the  beach.  Although  the resort would scoop the sea weed into piles, 
it  would  be the next day or two before they would remove it. But the 
cool  breeze was certainly a welcomed delight. This was the first time 
I  ever  experienced  such  a  constant  cool breeze in the Caribbean. 
Every  day  and  night the breeze would bring such relief that it felt 
like  there  was no humidity. Couple of nights, we had pina coladas at 
the  hotel  bar  that  overlooks  the  bay. The wonderful drinks, cool 
breezes  and  incredibly  beautiful views are what Caribbean vacations 
are made of. Areas away from the coast are still hot and humid.

Monday,  5/26.  We  rented  a  car  (from  Roy  Rogers  car rental for 
$160/wk)  and  went  traveling through Cole Bay Lagoon and Philipsburg 
Front  Street  areas.  We  had  lunch at Too Cool. It was your typical 
burger  place  with frozen mixed drinks as their specialty. Afterwards 
we  went grocery shopping at the Food Center near Philipsburg which is 
one of the larger and more modern stores.

The  hotel  presented  a  special  cocktail party & dinner by the pool 
with  entertainment.  They provided free rum punch; alas, I was hoping 
it  would  be  pina  coladas. The entertainment was a fire show around 
the pool. It reminded me more of the Polynesian-type fire show.

Tuesday,  5/27. We took an all-day sail trip (9 AM - 5 PM) to Anguilla 
with  snorkeling  and  a  picnic  lunch  on  the  SeaHawk  for $60/pp. 
Starting  out  the  trip, it was fun and easy sailing. Upon departure, 
we  noticed  that  a nasty, rainy storm was brewing over SXM. The trip 
stopped  at  Cove  Bay in Anguilla. Beginning snorkelers were urged to 
snorkel  around  the  shoreline  and experienced snorkelers were taken 
out  to  a  small  reef. We found fish there but nothing to write home 
about.  One  of  the  reef  snorkeler had her first encounter with the 
mustard  coral. She was completely unaware of the existence of mustard 
coral  and  the  detriment  of  its contact. The captain nor his first 
mate  issue  any  warnings  about  mustard  coral contact, attempts to 
bring  anything  live  back  or  spitting  into your mask to defog it, 
keeping  a  safe  distance away from coral when the seas are choppy or 
rough,  etc.  A  bus  trip  around  Anguilla was offered at additional 
cost.  Most of us declined except for one couple who took it said '... 
it  was a waste of time and money.' The remaining time at Cove Bay was 
very  relaxing  and  fun.  The  sail  back  to  SXM  was the adventure 
highlight  of  the  trip.  We ran straight into a torrential downpour. 
The  captain  started  passing  out  rain  slickers.  The rain started 
stinging  and  the waves started to really toss about. Greg and I were 
situated  on  the  netting between the pontoons. I laid down flat with 
my  knees  up to cover myself completely with the slicker. Greg sat up 
and  crouched over. One woman who situated herself on the pontoon just 
froze,  scared  to  death.  She  could not or would not move to a more 
stable  area.  She  sat  still in her spot and silent throughout whole 
downpour.  About  100 ft from the docks, she spoke and moved. Everyone 
else thought it was really exciting to sail through a storm.

We  went  to  Le  Tastevin,  located  in  Grand  Case, for dinner. St. 
Martin/St.  Maartin  is  supposed to have more 5-star restaurants than 
any  other  island  in the Caribbean. Dinner had all the elements of a 
'chic-chic'  restaurant...  the  location  (by  the  water),  the food 
(beautifully  presented,  excellent  preparation and taste) and stuffy 
waiter  &  maitre'  d.  I  had  lamp  chops  and Greg had snapper then 
dessert  of  fresh  fruit  &  sorbet. The food was very good. The only 
problem  was  the  mosquitoes.  We had a table next to the waters with 
stone  rail/fence  separating  the dining area and the bushes/trees on 
the  beaches. The bushes was filled was mosquitoes. The mosquitoes and 
lack  of  breeze  was irritating enough to impact the enjoyment of the 
dinner and evening.

Wednesday,  5/28.  From Wednesday to Friday, we would go to Orient Bay 
in  the  morning  to  relax,  sunbathe and read. Around 5 PM, we would 
return  to  Mont Vernon to shower and change for dinner out. Wednesday 
night  we  had  planned  to go to Lynette's for dinner but ended up at 
the  Maho  Reef Plaza. We decided to just find some place there to eat 
dinner.  We  found  La  Rosa Too and it was splendid. Greg had the red 
snapper  with  scalloped  potatoes  and  grilled  zucchini.  I had the 
orrechetti  pasta with broccoli rabes and shredded Italian sausage. It 
was  so  good  we  made reservation for Friday night. There was a good 
crowd at Cheri's outdoor dining area with music and dancing.

Thursday,  5/29.  Orient  Bay  in  AM...  ,  back  to  hotel, shower & 
change...  onto  Sandy  Ground  for dinner at Mario Bistro. It was the 
best.  Mario  is located near the blue bridge going to Nettle Baie; so 
it  has  an outdoor dining patio next to the channel that opens out to 
the  bay. There was a wonderful breeze, excellent service and recorded 
piano music playing. Greg had snapper with 

  and  I  had  lamp  chops  with  couscou. We both ordered the marbled 
cheesecake  made  with  white  chocolate  and  marscarpone cheese. The 
total  tab was around $84.00 with tip. Since our table was next to the 
water,  we  saw  many  fishes that were swimming below the patio. They 
did  not care for any pieces of bread, as they were more interested in 
following  the  order  of the food chain... small fish was being eaten 
by  the  medium fish, the medium fish was being eaten by the big fish, 
etc. Mario is definitely worth trying.

Friday,  5/30. Orient Bay in AM... , back to hotel, shower & change... 
back  to  Maho  Reef Plaza for dinner at La Rosa Too. We both had soup 
(minestrone  [not good, his] and pasta e fagioli [good, not excellent, 
mine]),  the  red snapper and it was wonderful. Greg's red snapper was 
prepared  with  tomato  sauce and mine with garlic butter. Dinner came 
to around $85 w/ tip.

Saturday, 5/31. Left SXM where daily temperature ranged from 85 to 88-
degrees.  And  weather  back  in  Richmond, VA this week is around 60-
degrees.  Today's  high  will  be  in the lower to mid-50's. What am I 
doing here? Oh, yeah! Mortgage, car payment, utilities, etc. 

ST. MARTIN: DIVI LITTLE BAY CLUB IN SINT MAARTEN BY PHILIP BORSIK

This was our first visit to this island.

We  departed  26  April 1997 on an uneventful direct American Airlines 
flight  of  2  hrs  from Miami. After clearing immigrations, which was 
not  much  of  a problem, although the lines were somewhat lengthy, we 
got  a  cab  and proceeded to Divi ( Cab was $12.00). Somewhere on the 
net  we  heard  that  you  couldn't  rent a car at the airport without 
first  going to the resort. This is not true. All the rental companies 
are  at the airport and you could just as easily get a car right away. 
As  a  first timer to the island I was glad that we got a cab first, I 
would  have  had  a  difficult  time getting to Divi Little Bay as its 
located  on  an  isolated  spit of land dividing Little Bay from Great 
Bay.

The  check  in  at  Divi  was handled very professionally, and we were 
introduced  to  Pat Hunt, a resort director and a helluva a great gal, 
who  gave  us  a layout of the property, events that would be going on 
during  the  week for guests both at the resort and around the island. 
We  and  our  luggage  were put on golf carts and we were taken to our 
unit.  Rental  cars  are not allowed to drive through the resort, they 
are  parked  at  the  entrance,  and  you walk to your unit or jump on 
these little carts if they are available.

Thrifty  had  a representative at the property and we opted for a sub-
compact  4  door Suburu for $22 per day. We picked up the car right at 
Divi,  and  at the end of our stay dropped it off at the airport which 
was very convenient.

First  a  little  bit  about  Divi.  Its  a beautifully landscaped and 
maintained  time  share  resort  and  hotel. We had a studio apartment 
which  was  just  perfect  for the two of us. A huge living area which 
had  a  king  size  bed,  sleeper sofa, dining table and chairs, large 
dresser,  personal  safe, T.V., V.C.R. phone , etc. A small completely 
furnished  kitchen,  with  microwave and refrigerator, a huge bathroom 
with  walk-in shower and also a large Jacuzzi tub. Our living area had 
two  large  French  doors,  that  opened out on to a small balcony and 
overlooked  Little  Bay,  with its azure blue water and green mountain 
in the backdrop, just a lovely sight at morning and evening.

The  resort is still in the rebuilding process from the damage created 
by  Hurricane  Luis  two  years  ago.  The  time  share  area has been 
completely  redone  and  refurbished.  The  old  hotel  area was still 
closed  and is scheduled for demolition in June of 1997. The area will 
be  completely  rebuilt  with  a  new  restaurant, small casino, small 
shopping   area,   hairdressers  etc.  They  are  expecting  to  start 
construction shortly.

The  old  restaurant was destroyed, but they have redone the pool area 
and  provided  an  outside  bar and restaurant co-located right by the 
pool,  which  really  was  quite nice, as you could look over the pool 
and  Little  Bay as you dined. The breezes kept the insects away. They 
served  breakfast,  lunch  and dinner at very reasonable prices, which 
were  well  prepared,  presented  and served. Breakfasts...$3-$6 each; 
lunch  menu $6-10 each and dinner $8 -$20 each. Much....much less then 
the rates for meals in Philipsburg, Marigot or Gran Case.

The  management  provided  a  welcome  party on Sunday, and a managers 
appreciation  night  on  Thursday  with  free drinks, light snacks and 
drawings  for  free meals and other gifts on both occasions. There was 
a  happy  hour  each  night  with special drinks of the day and island 
steel  drum entertainment (singles and trios) each evening between 5-7 
P.M.

There  is a nice beach at Divi, beach chairs, umbrellas and towels are 
provided.  I was surprised to find that the snorkeling was good. Again 
we  had read on the net that there are no reefs around St. Maarten and 
snorkeling  would  be terrible. The coral around Little Bay is in very 
bad  shape, but there were plenty of fish of all colors, sizes to make 
the  snorkeling  interesting,  though  not  as  good as on some of the 
other islands.

St.  Maarten  Carnival  97 was in its last week during our stay and we 
participated  fully.  This  annual  event  which started on April 17th 
with  the  first  "jump-up  parade" ended on May 3 with the burning of 
King   Momo.   In   between   there   are  gala  events,  parades  and 
entertainment.  We went to the Carnival Village three nights, entrance 
charge  $10. The village had 100 different eatery booths serving local 
food  and  drink,  along  with  local  and international shows. We ate 
Johnny  Cakes,  salt fish, bull-foot soup ,conch soup, barbecued ribs, 
chicken  and  shrimp,  bush  tea,  all  of  this  prepared  on outside 
charcoal  grills.....but  you  couldn't  beat the price. We had a full 
plate  of  ribs,  chicken,  rice, potato salad and carrot salad for $6 
!!!!. All beers were $1.....mixed drinks $2.50.

The  entertainment started between 10-11 P.M. and lasted till 2-4 A.M. 
Besides  local  groups  there  were  bands  from  Barbados,  Trinidad, 
Dominica,  Jamaica,  Dominican  Republic, Port of Spain and France. On 
the  nights  we were there we saw Byron Lee and the Dragonnaires, SOCA 
music,  which  seemed  to  be  a  favorite  of  the local crowd, which 
numbered  about  5,000  packed  into  the  Carnival  grounds,  another 
evening  we  listened  to  "ZOUK"  music  with  Kassav from France and 
finally  a  Latin Show night with Fernandito Villalona, who was really 
popular with the ladies in attendance.

During  the  day  we  attended  the Children's Jr Carnival Parade with 
kids  ranging  from  2-16  years of age with their own theme, colorful 
costumes,  floats  and  music  which lasted about 1 3/4 hours past out 
viewing  area.  It  amazed me that these kids danced and performed the 
length  of  this  parade  which for them lasted about 4-5 hours during 
the heat of the day.

The  following night, following the performance at carnival village we 
participated  in  the Jouvert Morning Jump-Up March which started at 4 
A.M.  and  lasted  till  10:30  A.M......with  free  drinks to all who 
participated......No  we  didn't last ! After 45 minutes we were dying 
from  dancing  and  jumping....but  at least we tried....not bad for a 
couple of 60 year olds. 

And  then finally another afternoon the Grand Carnival Parade with its 
Plumes,  floats,  live  bands,  and  hundreds of participants in their 
colorful  costumes  "wining-up"  to the Caribbean music. A parade that 
lasted  about  2  « hours past our viewing point, with again free beer 
being  tossed off the floats if you were lucky enough to catch them..( 
We caught four)

Needless  to say our first trip to St. Maarten was pretty much tied to 
the Carnival which left us with little time for much else.

However,  we did drive to Marigot for breakfast four mornings, found a 
place  called  "Zee  Best  Breakfast" near the Marina, run by a couple 
from  Montreal  which had the greatest croissants. When sitting at the 
typical  outside table, you would receive a basket of 6 to 8 different 
croissants  and  would  pay  for  those  that  you  ate. We always had 
croissants,  coffee  and  juice.  They  also  served a three egg ham & 
cheese omelet for $4.

Spent  2  mornings  at  Cupecoy  Beach,  a  clothing  optional  beach, 
although  most  of  those  there  went for full nudity. Beach Chairs & 
Umbrellas  rented  for  $5  each,  cold soft drinks and beer were also 
available,  and  the fellas there would make you lunch if you desired. 
I also found the snorkeling to be pretty good there. 

Went  to  the Butterfly farm just south of Orient Bay on the Le Galion 
beach  one morning, admission $10. An interesting way to spend an hour 
or  two.  Get  there  at 9 A.M., when they open, and you can watch the 
butterflies  emerging  from  their  chrysalis  and  taking their first 
flight.  They  also  have  guided tours at regular intervals which are 
very  informative.  Once  you  buy a ticket you can come back for free 
during the rest of your vacation.

On  the way back to Philipsburg from the butterfly farm we stopped off 
at  the  Arawak  Pottery where the owner showed us around his facility 
where  he  & his wife faithfully uphold the tradition of making Arawak 
indian  pottery.  They have also re-created a small Arawak village. No 
charge  for this except if you want to purchase some pottery or icons. 
They're really a nice couple and he shared some stories over a beer.

The  island  is  in  a  drought  period  and  the  usual  green & lush 
mountains  and  valley's  are now brownish in color. In driving around 
the  island  it  appears there are still some areas, including some of 
the  hotels  and  resorts  that  are still closed from damage received 
from Hurricane Luis.

I'll  not  report  on the island restaurants. St. Martin is well known 
for  its  excellent cuisine especially on the French side and there is 
plenty of information in the Forum library about that.

All  too  soon our trip ended. The Divi Little Bay resort had a system 
where  all  your bar & restaurant costs could be charged to your room, 
so  we  settled  that  during  our  check-out,  which  was  again very 
professionally handled by Divi staff and we were off to the airport.

Now  this  was  a kick. Most time shares on the island are Saturday to 
Saturday....so  the airport is jammed. 2 hours ahead of time is almost 
mandatory.  There  was  a long line checking in tickets and baggage at 
American.  Once  through  there you must go to another window to pay a 
$12  departure tax, (don't forget your immigration ticket that you got 
when  you  arrived)  then  clear  through  security  and wait for your 
plane,  which  will probably be a little late.....but no fear there is 
a  small  bar there and we had our last bottle of Caribe beer and I'll 
tell you... the best damm hot dog we've ever had.......Adieu

I hope this file will benefit anyone going to Divi Little Bay Resort

ST. MARTIN BY JACK JORDAN

Just a short summary of recent trip to St. Martin:

Food  is  great  at  Turtle Bay Restaurant. In general, food is really 
good  at  lots  of place on the French side; more than 250 restaurants 
on the island!! Didn't eat a bad meal the whole time.

Green  Cay  Village  is  an  excellent  place  to stay, absolutely top 
notch,  private,  private  pool, new, clean, friendly folks, beautiful 
view,  near  beach but not walking distance, full kitchen, stereo with 
cassette  and  CD  player, VCR, cable TV (didn't use either), BBQ pit, 
maid  service.  June  rates  were  $420  per night for 3 bedroom condo 
($140  per  couple  per  night). Thanks to Fabienne and her crew for a 
great time!

Duty  free  shopping  is really good, but mostly upscale stuff. Prices 
on  liquor  and cigars are good, but take time to shop around for best 
deals.  Even  if  you have to pay a duty on some of your purchases, it 
will  still  work  out  cheap  in most cases. Try to visit Philipsburg 
when  there  are  no cruise ships for a more leisurely experience. Try 
locally produced guavaberry liquer.

The  Dutch  side  is  a  much  more urban experience, but still OK. My 
recommendation  is  to  try  and  stay on the French side, dine on the 
French  side  often,  and  visit the Dutch side for shopping, casinos, 
and some beaches. Larger hotels and all casinos on the Dutch side.

Rental  car  is  almost  essential.  Taxi service is too expensive for 
regular  use,  especially  if  you  are traveling from one side of the 
island to the other often.

A few slightly negative comments:

There  is still noticeable hurricane damage from two years ago (Luis). 
There  aren't  many  large trees any more and the island does not have 
much  lush  vegetation.  I  am not sure how much of this is due to the 
hurricane.

The  snorkeling  we found at Orient Bay and other areas was not great. 
According  to  the  locals,  the  hurricane damaged many reefs and the 
area  has  been  generally  over-fished  for  many years. However, the 
snorkeling  is  still  decent and you can find many interesting sights 
with a little effort.

Prices  for  watersports  were  pretty  high and the vendors would not 
negotiate.  Examples:  jet  skis at $45 per half hour, para-sailing at 
$45  for  a 15 minute ride, small hobie cats at $50 per hour. But some 
day  sailing  was  available  at  around $60 per day, including lunch, 
beach  umbrellas,  booze  etc.  This was generally perceived as a good 
buy. See Guillaume at the Orient Bay Resort.

Overall,  a  great vacation spot. Have lotsa fun because going through 
customs in Miami will quickly put you in a bad mood! 

ST. MARTIN BY JAMIE SUSAL

It  seems my husband John and I have joined a club: the St. Martin Fan 
Club.  This  was our second trip to the island (the first being just 6 
months  earlier)  and  we  noticed  this  time around that practically 
every  other tourist we talked to had been there AT LEAST once before; 
some  were  on their eighth or ninth visit. Something about St. Martin 
just seems to inspire a longing to return again and again and...

Our  trip  (May  26-June  2)  started out on a good note...and for the 
most  part  only  got better and better. I had booked our flights from 
Chicago  on American with connections in BOTH Miami and San Juan. This 
itinerary  saved  quite  a  bit  of  money.  If it had been only a few 
dollars,  the  extra  stopover  wouldn't have been worthwhile, but the 
savings  came  to  about  $100  per  person.  Well, when we arrived in 
Miami,  we  checked  on  a  direct  flight  from  Miami to SXM leaving 
shortly  and were given boarding passes for it right away. (Of course, 
the  only  way  this  was possible was because of our cardinal rule of 
travel:  CARRY-ON  BAGGAGE ONLY. Fortunately, this is a point on which 
we  both  agree, though it certainly wouldn't work for every couple or 
for  those  with kids in tow. But for just 2 people, how much does one 
need  for  a  week  at  Orient Beach, anyway?!) So we arrived at SXM a 
good  4-1/2  hours earlier than scheduled, and to put the icing on the 
cake, we breezed through customs in about 2 minutes!

Next  was  a stop at Avis to pick up our rental car. When they gave us 
the  car,  a  very  basic (and very purple) Hyundai Accent, we noticed 
the  radio  antennae  was  broken  off.  The  Avis rep assured us this 
wouldn't  be  a  problem,  so  off we went. Well, it only took about a 
mile  for  us  to  realize  we could tune in just one station and only 
then  if  there wasn't a hill nearby, so back to Avis we went. Fifteen 
minutes  and one wire coat hanger later, we were on our way, this time 
with tunes. Ah, island ingenuity!

We  spent  the  balance of the afternoon settling in at the St. Tropez 
Hotel  on  Orient  Bay.  If one wants to stay on Orient Beach, I can't 
imagine  a  better  location  than  this one, and in fact this was the 
same  place  we  stayed  during  our  first  visit.  Their rooms offer 
exactly  what  we  wanted:  a king-size bed, a sitting area with small 
couch  and  chair,  a small refrigerator with freezer that comfortably 
accommodated  2  ice  trays,  a hot pot for morning coffee (St. Tropez 
provides  packets  of  instant coffee, tea bags and sugar) and a good-
sized balcony with a view of the ocean. The property also has a fresh-
water  pool,  which  it  shares  with  the L'Hoste Hotel, along with a 
small  restaurant/bar  that,  at  least during the off-season, is only 
open  for  breakfast and occasional cocktail hours. The restaurant had 
a  lot of grills, however, so I assume they do lunch and dinner during 
busier  months.  Overall,  I think St. Tropez offers a lot of room for 
the  money and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it to anyone, with the 
caveat  that you'll really want to have a rental car to stay there (or 
anywhere in Orient Bay, for that matter).

There's  no  reason  to  hesitate to rent a car on St. Martin, anyway. 
The  roads  are  mostly  in  good shape and the drivers are relatively 
sane, even if they like to pass a lot.

After  unpacking,  we  went  for a stroll down the beach to get one of 
those  delicious  tropical cocktails at Papagayo. We noticed two major 
differences  on  the  beach  from  our trip last November: there was a 
strong  and  steady (though not unpleasant) breeze and this time there 
was  almost  no seaweed washed up on the beach, compared to bushels of 
the  stuff  last  autumn.  In general, we got better weather this trip 
than  in  November.  Back  then, we experienced a fair amount of rain, 
which  all  the  locals claimed to be unusual. Proving that St. Martin 
truly  IS  the  friendly  island,  several  shop  clerks  and  waiters 
actually  apologized  profusely  for  the  rainy  weather,  as if they 
personally were somehow to blame. This trip, we got only one good mid-
afternoon storm and a few brief, 15 minute showers during the week.

For  our  first  dinner,  we headed to Marigot and a Creole restaurant 
called  La  Creolienne.  John  and I both had conch soup that was very 
good.  For his entree, he had a sort of surf-n-turf dish: filet mignon 
with  coconut  shrimp. I had chicken columbo, which was accompanied by 
7  or  8  tasty  little Creole-style side dishes. We topped it all off 
with  our  favorite  island  dessert:  an assortment of fruit sorbets. 
Throw  in  a  couple  of rum punches apiece, and you get about $80 for 
the evening.

The  next  morning,  after a slow start getting out of bed (this was a 
vacation,  after  all), we headed out to grab a late breakfast and buy 
our  supplies  for  the  week.  We  stopped at La Croissanterie on the 
harbor  in Marigot for an inexpensive brunch of filled crepes. Then it 
was  off  to  Match,  our favorite grocery store on the island. Lo and 
behold,  Match  was  closed!  Turns  out  it  was  a French holiday to 
celebrate  the  abolition  of slavery, and all the stores had buttoned 
up  at  noon.  Ah  ha  ... the advantage of a two-nation island ... 15 
minutes   later   we  were  shopping  to  our  hearts'  content  at  a 
supermarket  on  the Dutch side, stocking up for the week. Rather than 
have  breakfast out each morning, we like to buy French bread, cheese, 
fruit  and  juice  and  enjoy  something  light  and  leisurely on our 
balcony. Saves a few dollars, too.

Once  the  supplies  were  put away, we had every intention of heading 
out  to the beach, if for nothing more than a long stroll. But just as 
we  prepared  to  leave  the  room  a  fairly  heavy  storm rolled in, 
knocking  out  the  electricity  in  the  hotel for an hour or so. Oh, 
well, that's why one always brings a good book on a trip, right?

Coincidentally,  one of my co-workers was vacationing in St. Martin at 
the  same  time and we arranged to meet Helen and her husband, Ken, at 
Surf  Club  South for a drink. We ended up staying for dinner, which I 
would  rate  as  OK,  not remarkable, but good if you have a hankering 
for  some  good,  old-fashioned  American  food.  They  do  serve up a 
fabulous  cheeseburger.  We  also watched the Utah-Houston semi-finals 
NBA  game and, being Chicagoans, were excited to learn Surf Club would 
be showing the Bulls-Miami Heat game the following evening.

Wednesday,  John  was  determined  to be, in his own words, "the first 
guy  on  the  beach." I can't say we were out quite that early, but by 
10:30  or  so, we had planted ourselves near Papagayo's at Club Orient 
(so  as  not  to  have  to  walk  too far for those delicious tropical 
libations),  and  it's  a  good thing we did arrive on the early side: 
one  of  the  big  cruise  ships  was  in  town  and by noon, Papagayo 
Watersports had run out of beach chairs.

That  night,  we  headed  to what's probably my favorite restaurant in 
St.  Martin,  Le Taitu. This is a low-key place in Cul de Sac, not far 
from  the Mt. Vernon Hotel, that delivers a great value. Their cuisine 
is  mostly  in  the  style  of  Basque,  a  region far to the south of 
France,  and is heavily influenced with tomatoes and other vegetables. 
John  had a tasty curried conch, one of their Creole-style dishes, and 
I  had  delicious, tender, moist chicken brochettes ala Basquaise. All 
this,  plus  soup  for appetizer, dessert (more sorbet) and drinks for 
$50!  Moreover,  the  restaurant  is architecturally interesting, with 
the feel of a multi-level terrace in a garden.

We  left  Le  Taitu  and stopped at Surf Club South again to catch our 
Bulls  in  action.  I  had  thrown on a Bulls t-shirt so there'd be no 
mistaking  whose  side we were on. If you've been to Surf Club, you've 
seen  the collection of t-shirts from around the U.S. hanging from the 
rafters.  Well,  Pascal, our favorite bartender there, made me promise 
that  if  the  Bulls  clinched  that  night,  I'd  add my shirt to the 
collection. It was no contest...the Bulls were
hot,  the  Heat  were  cold  and if you go to the Surf Club South now, 
you'll see my shirt hanging there with all the rest.

The  sun(burn)  we  had  gotten  Wednesday  was intense enough that we 
decided  to  make Thursday a sightseeing/shopping day and stay off the 
beach,  plus  it was overcast and windy besides. We started the day at 
one  of my favorite stops, the Butterfly Farm. Now, before you dismiss 
this  as  a dorky way to spend a morning, give it a try. It's run by a 
British  fellow  with a terrific sense of humor. Along with his staff, 
he  leads  an  informative  tour  that gives some laughs, too. They've 
created  a  screened-in  garden  with hundreds of butterflies flitting 
all  about.  There are a few small waterfalls inside and pleasant new-
age  music plays in the background. You come out of there feeling like 
you'll  never  have  another care in the world, particularly after the 
rum punch that's included.

The  rest  of  the day was spent exploring some areas of the island we 
never  got around to the first trip (how can an island that's so small 
seem  so  large?).  For lunch, we returned to a spot we had discovered 
on  our  first  trip,  Rosemary's Waterfront Shack, facing the outdoor 
market  in  Marigot.  Rosemary makes traditional creole dishes, and we 
each  enjoyed  conch creole and 2 beverages apiece for well under $20, 
plus we got to hear Rosemary tell of her
work as in extra in the film Speed 2.

During  our  first  trip  to St. Martin, parts of the movie were being 
filmed  on  the  island.  An  entire  set  had  been  built  along the 
waterfront  in Marigot. It looked so realistic, in fact, we thought it 
was  a  row of cute little shops until we walked closer and saw it was 
nothing  more  than plywood facades. The filming actually created some 
controversy  in  Marigot,  not  only  because of the extra traffic and 
congestion  it  caused,  but also because the cast and crew stayed and 
dined  not  in  local  hotels  and  restaurants  but  on a cruise ship 
floating  about  a  mile  off  shore,  not  contributing  to the local 
economy  at  all.  And  why you would ever pass up a chance to dine in 
St. Martin is a complete mystery to me!

This  trip,  if  we hadn't seen it with our own eyes last November, we 
never  would  have  believed  the Speed 2 set ever existed! Everything 
had  been  torn down and hauled away, as if it was never anything more 
than a dream.

Later  on Thursday, we tried to catch the sunset at Cupecoy beach, but 
somehow  passed  up  the  turn-off,  so  we continued on to Prune Bay. 
Beautiful,  until  the  mosquitoes  decided  it was dinnertime, and we 
were  the  all-you-can-eat  buffet. Eventually, after getting good and 
lost  in  the  Terre  Basse area, we ended up back at the Maho complex 
and  spent  an  hour  or  so  at  the Casino Royale, not doing much to 
increase  our  life  savings.  Dinner  that  night  was  at Grand Cafe 
Europe,  where  we  both had an Indonesian-style curried chicken. John 
also  had a bowl of French onion soup; he had actually ordered lobster 
bisque, but
when  it  arrived  at  the  table,  we both thought it didn't smell or 
taste  quite  right.  The waiter graciously replaced it with the onion 
soup,  even  though  it was clear he didn't agree with our assessment. 
Along with the food, we each had a drink for a total just under $50.

Friday  was  another  day  for the beach. We had scheduled to take the 
Club  Orient cruise on the catamaran Tiko Tiko that day, but Guillaume 
called  the  day  before  to say it had to be rescheduled for Saturday 
because  Thursday's  blustery  weather  made  them push that day's St. 
Bart's  trip  to  Friday. This was OK with us, but if you plan to take 
the nude cruise, stay flexible.

Late  in  the  afternoon,  we  took a walk down the beach and ended up 
having  lunch  so  late  it  really was an early dinner. We stopped at 
Bikini  Beach  to  grab  just  a  tapa or two as a snack, but ended up 
ordering  much  more than that. You wouldn't expect a beachfront place 
to  have such good food, but Bikini Beach's tapas could rival anything 
we've had in
Spain,  particularly  the  gazpacho  soup. And when I say we ordered a 
lot of food, I mean it: the final bill was around $50. 

So  Saturday  we  finally set sail on the Tiko Tiko. This is different 
from  the  other  catamaran  cruises  you  see  advertised  around the 
island.  For one, the boat holds only about one dozen people, compared 
to  the  swarm of several dozen on a big cat like the Lambada. And, in 
the  tradition  of  Club Orient, you leave your swimsuit behind. Those 
who  have  taken  the  nude  cruise  in years passed will notice a big 
price  jump,  but now you get a full sit-down gourmet lunch, served on 
the  boat. You have your choice of sirloin steak, mahi-mahi or chicken 
breast,  with  champagne, French wines and after-dinner drinks, not to 
mention  a  day-long  supply  of rum punch, pina coladas and beer. The 
sail  is to the nearby, deserted island of Tintamarre, where Guillaume 
and  his  assistant  Phillipe  provide umbrellas for shade, floats for 
fun and snorkel gear.

After  almost  8  hours  in  the  sun,  along  with  our  share of the 
libations,  we  had  no choice but to go back to the room and collapse 
for  a  few  hours.  Not  wanting  to  miss out on another gastronomic 
experience,  however,  we  managed  to  drag  ourselves out for a late 
dinner  at  Messalina,  on  the  waterfront in Marigot. This is a very 
good  Italian  restaurant  (if  perhaps a little pricey) that seems to 
get overlooked when St. Martin's Italian eateries are
mentioned.  John ordered pasta with a porcini mushroom sauce and I had 
an  eggplant  and  pasta  dish,  plus  we  both had huge gourmet-style 
salads  as  appetizers.  Don't miss the tiramisu for dessert. We spent 
$125, and it's worth noting that the check here includes a
15% service charge.

Sunday  was  our  last  full day, and we spent it tying up loose ends, 
getting  our  souvenirs bought. John's a chef by trade, so most of our 
purchases  come  from  the  grocery  store,  in  the  form  of  exotic 
preserves  or  the  Ma  Doudou  flavored rums that are produced in St. 
Martin.   A   handy   tip  we  learned:  while  Match  and  the  other 
supermarkets  on  the  Dutch side close by noon on Sunday, there's one 
on  the west side of Marigot (on the road to Sandy Ground) that's open 
all  day.  It's  called  US Import Export, but don't let the name fool 
you...it's  very  French.  Across the street is a sports stadium where 
we  stopped  for  a  while  to  watch  a few rounds of an inter-island 
cricket tournament.

We  made  one  more stop at the Surf Club South to say good-bye to our 
new  friends there. This is quite THE place to be late on Sunday. They 
have  live  bands  starting  in  late  afternoon  and the crowd (which 
probably  got up to about 200 people) seems to lean more toward locals 
than  tourists.  And  if  you're  there  early enough, they offer free 
Bloody  Marys  and  Mimosas  poolside.  (Yes, this is a bar/restaurant 
with its own swimming pool!)

Wanting  a  special  dinner for our last night, we went to L'Astrolabe 
at  the  Esmeralda  resort.  I had coquille St. Jacques and John had a 
bouillabaisse  that  was so hearty, it could have easily fed four. The 
highlight  of  dessert  was  the  lavendar  sorbet,  with  actual bits 
oflavendar  flower  in  it.  At  $125  (before  tip) this was the most 
expensive  meal  we  had, but if you enjoy really well-prepared French 
cuisine, it's worth every dollar.

Sadly,  Monday,  we had to leave. Our flight left very early, before 8 
a.m.,  so  we knew we had to be at the airport by 6:30. (They tell you 
to  get  there  2 hours before departure, but that seems excessive and 
unnecessary.)  However,  when  we  went  to return the car at the Avis 
drop-off  place,  there  was  no sign of them opening anytime soon, no 
box  in  sight  for  express  return  and  no shuttle available to the 
airport. John ended up dropping me off at the American Airlines check-
in  area,  then  went back to Avis, filled out the paperwork, left the 
papers  and  the key in the glove compartment, and walked the 1/4 mile 
back  to  the  airport. I was a little worried about this, but when we 
got  back  to Chicago, we called Avis, got connected directly with the 
St.  Martin  office  and  were  told everything was OK, in order and a 
receipt  was  on  its  way (probably worth noting that, nearly 3 weeks 
later, we have yet to receive it).

Our  return  trip  home  had us scheduled again with stops in both San 
Juan  and  Miami.  Still  traveling  carry-on  only,  we switched to a 
direct  San  Juan-Chicago  flight  (although this time we had to do it 
stand-by  and were the last 2 people to get on), getting us in our own 
front  door  hours earlier than scheduled. That left plenty of time to 
get  ready  to  return  to  work the next day...and, as we all must do 
after a wonderful vacation, return to reality.

ST. MARTIN BY R. BAILEY

My  wife  and  I  spent a week in St. Martin in mid June. We have been 
going  there  periodically since about 1977, and have seen significant 
changes,  many of which do not add to our enjoyment of the island, but 
we  know  it  well  enough to still find a lot of attractive features. 
However,  this  is  not  the spot for someone looking for an unspoiled 
Caribbean  island.  The  Dutch part is overbuilt and strictly American 
Tourist  atmosphere.  The French side still has some French character, 
but  unfortunately is moving in the same direction. Personal opinions, 
of course. 

We  arrived  from  St.  Barth's  so  had  no crowds to contend with at 
immigration,  picked  up  a  car (Nissan Sentra, $135/wk) from Budget, 
who  are  very  good at meeting you at the terminal. We stay at Grande 
Case  Beach  Club  in  a  studio  with  kitchen  -  newly re-done as a 
consequence  of  Hurricane Luis. This is a well run and friendly place 
on  the  beach  at  the end of Grande Case. The long beach in front of 
the  main  buildings  has been washed away to a very narrow strip, but 
widens  out  as  you go toward the village. The main beach activity is 
now  on  Petit Plage on the other side of the hotel. The restaurant at 
the  hotel  is  the  Sunset Cafe (replaces Waves, which burned several 
years  ago)  but except for the continental breakfast included, we did 
not  eat  there  and  can  make  no  recommendation  about the food in 
general.  In  driving to Grande Case, we noticed that a lot more signs 
have  been  put  up  giving directions, which is helpful if you do not 
know  your  way  around.  We  also  noticed  (you  can'  miss it) that 
Portofino  restaurant  at  the  entrance  to  Grande Case now sports a 
monstrous   and  obtrusive  sign  that  I  sincerely  hope  isn't  the 
harbinger  of  bad  taste coming to this part of the island. Signs for 
Carib beer are ubiquitous. 

Some comments on specific aspects of the island: 

Driving  -  Roads  are  in excellent condition. many seem to have been 
widened,  and  even  have  lane markings. Far different from our first 
visit,  when  the  road  around the island was not completely paved. A 
road  with  a  white  line  down  the  center  loses its standing as a 
Caribbean  road  by  my definition. Traffic can be bad around Marigot, 
and  based  on previous experience also on the Dutch side, although we 
did  not  go  there  much in the daytime. We did find a traffic jam on 
Bush  Road one evening, but the trips to and from the airport had less 
traffic  than  anticipated.  There are the usual risks of being caught 
behind  a  truck or a tour bus. The latter can be numerous when cruise 
ships  are  in  town. I counted six simultaneously in the parking area 
at  the  Cloud Room where they stop for the scenic overlook and the T-
shirt shop. These were not mini-busses, but full size. 

Philipsburg  - The first time we went to St. Martin, Philipsburg was a 
hot,  busy, somewhat dilapidated place with the typical character of a 
Caribbean  town,  but  you could find a place to park on Front Street. 
It  then became more built up, hotter (as larger buildings stopped the 
breeze),  more  crowded (from more cruise ships) and less interesting. 
There  has  been  a  lot of rebuilding in faux-Dutch style which looks 
nice   but   gives  the  impression  of  a  theme  park/shopping  mall 
combination.   We   avoid   Philipsburg   except   for  some  favorite 
restaurants  at  night,  but noticed a lot of new businesses replacing 
the old familiars and a great deal of neon. Most striking is a huge 4-
story  building  at  the  end  of  Front  Street  where  the old Sam's 
Restaurant  and  more  recently  Shiv  Sagar  used to be. The building 
itself  might  be  tolerable,  but  the  hideous  lighted sign for the 
casino inside is jarring. 

Marigot  -  The  marina  area  is  much  the same as it has been. Many 
restaurants  and  shops,  but  a  few vacancies. We got the impression 
that  menu  prices  are  higher at the marina than at restaurants near 
the  waterfront.  The waterfront has been further "improved"; that is, 
filed  in and developed. You used to be able to sit outside the Vie en 
Rose  and  overlook a street and the ocean. Now you overlook a street, 
a  large  parking lot, T-shirt vendor stalls and if there is an ocean, 
you'll  have  a hard time seeing it. The new museum in Marigot is very 
well  done  and  worth a visit. It shows the prehistory and history of 
the island, and incorporates a small gallery of local artists. 

Beaches  -  The  first  time  we  went to Orient, there were two other 
people  on the whole length of it. That shows how long it's been since 
our  first visit. After it was "developed", it became more crowded but 
still   was  attractive.  However,  the  ranks  of  beach  chairs  and 
umbrellas  that  now  line  much of it, including the area in front of 
Club  Orient,  soon  lose  their charm. I don't want to think of it on 
season!  Dawn Beach is much nicer now, even though the hotel is closed 
because  of  hurricane damage. We had in fact stayed there when it was 
new,  and  it was sad to see it in its present condition. The beach is 
best  accessed  via  Mr.  Busby's  Beach  Bar. Another nice beach with 
refreshment  stands  is  Friar's Bay. Maho looked to be in good shape, 
but we were not on it. We didn't get to any others this time. 

Butterfly  farm  -  Well worth spending a little time in. Mornings are 
said  to  be  best  -the  butterflies are more active then. The $10.00 
admission  is  a  little  steep,  but  it  includes a pass for further 
visits  during  your  stay  if yoy want more photo ops. The guides are 
knowledgeable. 

Restaurants  -  One  of the disadvantages of being a long time visitor 
is  that  we  have  found several restaurants that we have become very 
fond of, so we tend not to try any new ones. Here are our favorites. 

Mark's  Place.  Originally  in  Cul  de Sac, he closed after hurricane 
Luis  but  has  now re-opened in a shopping center on Bush Road on the 
airport  side  of  Philipsburg.  Tha  atmosphere  is  much different - 
definitely  busier.  It  is  attractively  done  with  potted palms to 
screen  out  the  parking  lot, but it is now a "city" restaurant. The 
menu  is  much  the  same,  and  the  food  and prices just as good as 
before.  Appetizers  entrees,  glass of wine, coffee for 2, about $50. 
We  can  only  speak  for the Creole dishes, but the octopus and conch 
stews  are  great.  If you liked the old Mark's you should try the new 
one,  but  be  prepared  for  a different ambiance. Mark himself seems 
very happy with the new operation. 

Wajang  Doll  in  Philipsburg.  Great  Indonesian Rijsstaffel; we have 
been  going  here  since the year after it first opened. Make sure you 
try  the mango dessert. A large and a small rijsstaffel, glass of wine 
and shared dessert about $80. 

Shiv  Sagar.  Also  in  Philipsburg.  This is in a new location and is 
very  attractive.  Excellent  Indian  food  with  a  good  variety  of 
vegetarian dishes which pleased my wife. Also about $50. 

Bistro  Nu.  On  a  back street in Marigot. French/Creole; it has some 
unusual  items.  Very  good.  About  $70  for 2 large salads, entrees, 
glasses of wine, coffee. 

Don  Carlos.  Had  breakfast  there  before leaving, after checking in 
early  to  avoid  the  crowds.  It  is convenient to the airport and a 
pretty good breakfast. 

While  most  of  the  island  has  fully  recovered from the hurricane 
damage,  we  got  the  impression  that tourism is hurting. Apparently 
travel  agents  are looking up Mullet Bay, finding it is still closed, 
and  telling  customers  that  St.  Martin  has not recovered from the 
hurricane  so  don't  go.  We  were  told  this in St. Martin, and saw 
similar  statements in postings on the web. The only major hotels that 
I  know  of that are still not repaired are Mullet Bay and Dawn Beach, 
but  I'm  told  that  a  couple  of  others, Belle Creole and Point de 
Pleasance,  are  closed  for other reasons. All of these closures seem 
to  be  due  to  owner/management  machinations or insurance problems. 
There  are  plenty of other hotels to choose from. While we were there 
it  was  announced  that the upscale Romana shops were closing because 
of  lack  of business. Philipsburg clearly has set itself up to depend 
on  the cruise ship passenger market, and there are signs that Marigot 
may  try  to follow. Meanwhile, many stay-over visitors may be put off 
by  the  crowds  from  the ships. In my opinion, St. Martin was at the 
peak  of  its  attractiveness  maybe  10  -  15 years ago, but then we 
prefer  a  more  low  key  and laid back atmosphere. Still, we know we 
will  return  for  the  restaurants and some of the beaches if nothing 
else. 

ST. VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES: PETIT ST. VINCENT BY SANDRA O'HARA

We  had  dreamed for years of finding the perfect Tropical Paradise. A 
small  island  just large enough to walk around with a wonderful white 
sand  beach. An Island with accommodations and amenities that we could 
die  for.  We  never  believed  that we could find such an island. Not 
only  did  we  find this island but we found a whole chain of Islands. 
One  island  more  lush  and  wonderful than the next. It all happened 
three  years ago, on our first trip to St. Vincent and the Grenadines. 

These  Islands  represent  to  us  the  true Caribbean. No casinos, No 
phones,  No TV, No AC, and not a shopping mall in sight. A place where 
we  can  say,  "Stop  the  world,  we  want  to get off." A good book, 
snorkeling  equipment, and a few clothes and just the two of us is all 
we  need.  We  are  completely  and  totally  lost when we are in this 
Tropical  Wonder  Land. A place that we can forget the hectic business 
world back home exists.

We  have just returned from our fourth trip to this Tropical Paradise. 
Each  trip  is  better than the last. This year was our second trip to 
Petit  St.  Vincent  and  cottage  #18.  This resort just seems to get 
better  all the time. The small touches of service are unmatched. From 
the  start to finish of our eight day stay, service was impeccable. It 
started  off  by  going  directly to our cottage from the dock. We had 
the  usual  tropical  drink in hand. This is a wonderful relief, after 
hours  of  traveling.  We  did not have to stand in line waiting for a 
rude  desk  clerk to check us in, or imprint are credit card. Arriving 
in  our  room,  we  found  afternoon  tea  and a plate of cookies with 
champagne  on  ice.  A  welcome  card was in the bedroom with a box of 
fabulous  chocolates  underneath. The small touches make us wonder why 
we  would  ever want to choose another resort. The cottage itself is a 
wonderful  two rooms of pure enchantment. It was equipped like nothing 
we  have ever seen. It had an abundance of towels, C D Player with CDs 
beach  bags,  beach  chairs,  beach  mats, iron, ironing board, insect 
repellents,  bug spays, mini bar, books, cotton balls, Q Tips, loofas, 
Crabtree  & Evelyn toiletries, flash light, and night light. The light 
is  great  for  reading.  Three  way  bulbs illuminate every room. The 
resort  supplies  floats,  snorkeling  equipment,  and  many different 
kinds  of  water  crafts.  In  the  gift  shop are board games, tennis 
rackets,  and  library  all for the guests to use. Day trips are to be 
arranged  at  the  office.  We  went deep sea fishing with Chester. We 
were  delighted  to  have met Chester. He has worked with PSV since it 
opened.  His  family came from Scotland over 200 years ago settling on 
Petit  Martinique.  This  is  the  island directly across from PSV. It 
belongs  to  Grenada.  He has a wonderful knowledge of the Grenadines. 
He  does  charter to other surrounding Islands and the Tobago Cays, as 
well.  His  motor  craft  is  well  equipped  for a convenient day and 
includes  a  head.  The  resort offers room service for all meals. New 
this  year,  drink  and  meal  service is also available on the beach. 
Just  put  up  the  "Yellow  Flag."  We loved our early morning coffee 
arriving  around  6  AM  and left outside the cottage gate. The dining 
room  service  and food were outstanding. The deserts were awesome. We 
thought  the  food  and  the  food  service  was  much better than our 
pervious  visit.  They still have two BBQs on the beach each week that 
we  could  do  without. Departure now has its own added touch of class 
with  each  cottage  being  given a small aqua tote. The tote contains 
sandwiches,  bottled  water and desert for the long trip home. PSV was 
wonderful  and no trip to PSV would be complete without the company of 
our delightful four legged friend Hera.
 
We  have  stayed  or  visited  four  Islands  in  St.  Vincent and the 
Grenadines.  Our  two  previous vacation holidays were on Young Island 
in  St. Vincent. It too is a wonderful tropical paradise. We stayed in 
Cottage  #10  with  its  plunge  pool.  It  does  not  quite  have the 
amenities,  and  touch  of  class that is available on PSV. We visited 
Palm  Island  and  found  it  to  be  a little bit to touristy for our 
taste.  They  seem  to  have  many  day  trippers and boats. The beach 
however  is long and wonderful. We spent a delightful day last year on 
Mustique  at  the  Cotton  House.  We  had  decided  to  make  it  our 
destination   this  year,  however  it  was  sold  and  is  under  new 
management.  We  could  never get any information after the sale, thus 
we  canceled  our  plans.  We  have  heard  from a few people that the 
Island  of  Canouan  should  be  watched  carefully.  We hear they are 
putting in a golf course and adding to the hotel.

These  Islands  vary vastly in appearance. most are hilly. St. Vincent 
is  Large  and  lush  with its volcanic soil. The smaller islands will 
become  lush  again  during  the  rainy  season.  We  find  the people 
friendly  and very helpful and they do everything possible to make our 
holiday  perfect.  These  groups  of  islands  are very clean and show 
little  poverty.  It  is a very conservative area with a staid English 
culture.  If  you  are  a  true Caribbean fan, put St. Vincent and the 
Grenadines on your wish list.

We  can  not wait to return. We have already booked our reservation at 
PSV  for  >98  The  time we spend there is delightful and tears are in 
our  eyes  when  it  is  time  to  leave.  The  Richardsons  and their 
dedicated  staff  has  created a wonderful resort. It is a truly first 
class  act,  with  solid steady management. It continues to get better 
and  better.  See  you  in  a year PSV! Take good care of the Dogs and 
give  them  our  regards!--Zeus, Hera, Dotty, Daisy, Ducky, Mr. Green, 
and of course the babies Hercules, and Delphi.

TURKS & CAICOS: CLUB MED BY DAVID BERNSTEIN

I  just  got  back from my first Club Med vacation at Turquoise and as 
promised I said I would share my experience. I went for ten days. 

TURKS & CAICOS

The  waters  around  Provo  are pristine. I’ve been to Mexico and some 
other  of  the  Caribbean  Islands  and  must  say that the waters and 
beaches  in  Provo are some of the most gorgeous. The island is mostly 
brush.  Although  big hotels are starting to line the beaches in Turks 
&  Caicos,  it  still  is  far  from  being  a  Jamaica  or  an Aruba. 
Hopefully,  it  won’t  get  too build up and take away from the island 
charm. 

ACTIVITIES

I  have  to  disagree  with  the  advice regarding the excursions. The 
excursions  were  the  highlight of my vacation. Club Med does most of 
their  excursions  through  an  operator called J&B. They have natives 
taking  you  to  secluded beaches, snorkeling at unspoiled coral reefs 
with  lots  of  fish.  The  amount of life I saw on the reefs was much 
better  than Cozumel. You can dive for conchs and eat it the same day. 
The  water at many of the beaches on the nearby cays have much clearer 
and  bluer  water  than the water in front of the Club Med. You can do 
half  day  tours  for  around 42 dollars and I did an all day tour for 
$78.  $78  is  a  great  price for being on a boat all day, eating BBG 
Chicken,  Lobster,  Mahi  Mahi,  Conch  and  drinks. I Snorkeled great 
reefs,  visited  Iguana  Island  and  had great fun. The free Club Med 
Snorkeling  excursion  pales in comparison to the excursions . Plus it 
gives  you  a  chance to get away the Club Med facility to get a break 
from  the repeated daily activities. Some people never venture outside 
Club  Med  which  is a shame because the natives in the Turks are some 
of  the nicest people I have met in the Caribbean. Its the first place 
I’ve visited that I’ve not been hustled on the beach. 

CLUB MED PHILOSOPHY 

For  my  taste,  the  activities  are bit goofy and at times childish. 
Sometimes  I  felt  like  I was in a camp atmosphere. I’m not much for 
the  silly  songs  and  dances  but if you are into that sort of thing 
than  you’ll  enjoy  it.  If I have to hear the sundance song one more 
time  in  my life, I think they will have to commit me. They also have 
this  picnic  every week where they play drinking games at 10:30 am in 
morning.  It  was entertaining, because The GO, Red, who performed his 
last  picnic  for  us was very funny. But I can’t understand how grown 
adults  who  pay  $1000  plus  for  a  vacation,  most who are working 
professionals,  get a little liquor in their bodies and have to resort 
to  childish  antics  like  removing  their  bathing suits and mooning 
people. That was funny when I was 10 years old. 
 THE GUESTS

While  I  don’t  know  the  exact numbers, I sat with at least one New 
Yorker  every  meal.  There  are  more  New  Yorkers  there  than from 
anyplace  else.  So  if  you are from New York and don’t want to go on 
vacation  with  a  bunch of New Yorkers than this club is not for you. 
The  GO’s  told  me there are almost always more New Yorkers than from 
anyplace  else. This is mostly a singles club but there is increase in 
the  number  of  couples  according  to the GO's. While I was there it 
seemed  liked  their  were more single woman than man. Which obviously 
was  great  for  the  guys. There is plenty of opportunity to meet new 
people  and  make new friends, but if you choose you can find an empty 
space on the beach and be left alone.

FOOD

Wasn't  bad  and  wasn’t  great.  After  a couple days the food choice 
became  very  repetitious  .  Although  I didn’t partake, the desserts 
looked  fantastic  and  everybody  seemed  to enjoy them. People I met 
said  that  the  food  was  not  the best of the Club Meds and not the 
worse.  Somebody  needs  to  tell  the  omelet woman to lay off on the 
butter.  The  table wine was excellent and included for both lunch and 
dinner.  They also have two other restaurants where you need to make a 
reservation.  I  didn’t  eat  at  them so I don’t know but some of the 
GM’s  told  me  they weren’t spectacular. As another option, there are 
many  native  restaurants  that  serve native food that will also give 
you  a  break  from  the Club Med Scene. SharkBites has a live band on 
Thursday night and everybody on the Island is there.

  JoJo-  JoJo is still around. I saw him pass once on the beach. He is 
getting  a  little  older  and  less playful. Check out the JoJo slide 
show  and  the video portion from the PBS special with Robin Williams. 
Its fascinating.

TURKS AND CAICOS BY KAREN JONES

(Ed note: The following comments are copyrighted by Karen Jones and David Foster.)

For  the  first  time  we flew out of Washington National, rather than 
our  usual departure from BWI (Baltimore). As the Miami layover was so 
much  shorter, we decided to try this route. American was late leaving 
Miami  to  pick us up, and as a result we nearly missed our connection 
from  Miami  to  Provo.  First  time  that has happened. The flight to 
Provo was the shortest we've ever had -- only 55 minutes. 

We  picked  up  our  rental  car  and  drove  to  our hotel "Le Deck". 
Although  we'd  dined there before, we had never stayed there. Le Deck 
is  beautifully situated all alone on gorgeous Grace Bay beach. We got 
a  great  deal  from  Go-Go,  through  our  T/A,  so the room was only 
$122/night,  including  all  taxes.  Although the room was fine, after 
the  first  night  we elected to upgrade to the upper floor, which was 
well  worth the small fee (Rm# 204). Le Deck is a small hotel, only 28 
rooms  with  lovely established gardens and a friendly staff. There is 
a  restaurant with bar on site. The food is decent, but we feel it was 
better in the past. 

Stateside  I teach horseback riding lessons, and except in Grand Turk, 
had  never seen a horse in the Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI). Imagine 
my  shock  when  we  ventured down to get a Coke and found a Caribbean 
Cowboy  mounted on a barstool! Sure enough, down to his boots, hat and 
spurs,  he  was  the  real  deal. Just outside the bar stood his mare, 
hitched  to the hitchin' post, her filly frolicking around the grounds 
on  her  own.  It was a surreal moment. The Cowboy/Architect and I had 
quite a conversation! 

As  it  was Sunday night, the traditional Sunday BBQ was being offered 
for  dinner.  We  decided  to try it ($25/pp), and though O.K., it was 
not  better than average cuisine. The local band "Tropical Soul" began 
to  play  softly  in  the  background, and what better song to start a 
vacation  than  "Groovin'".  The night was almost painfully beautiful, 
so  we adjourned to the beach loungers surfside and with the sounds of 
song  and  surf  intermingling,  watched a spectacular celestial show. 
Views  of  Hale-Bopp  were clear and never had we seen so many falling 
stars. 

Day  2  saw  us  attempting to play tourists (we generally do a lot of 
business),  as  we  departed  for  a  trip with J&B Tours. We'd chosen 
their  "Beach  Cruise"  boat trip, which would include both land stops 
and  snorkeling  stops.  Our  Captain  "Sweat",  as  in nothing is any 
sweat,  picked  us up at the hotel and drove us to the departure point 
at  Leeward dock. Two other couples joined us, and despite a windy day 
with  somewhat  choppy  water, we had a marvelous trip. As reported by 
others  all  season,  the  islands  have  been rather windy this year. 
Sweat  did an excellent job of decision-making, and tour guiding. On a 
calmer  day  we  would have gone slightly outside the reef to snorkel, 
but  instead  we  stayed  inside  and  played it safe. There was still 
plenty   to  see,  and  although  in  the  past  I've  been  prone  to 
seasickness, I never felt at all upset. 

We  visited  Little Water Cay, where the endangered Rock Iguana have a 
sanctuary.  We  handled  the  little  dinosaurs,  and  witnessed a few 
territorial  skirmishes.  The  TCI  government  has set up a very nice 
sanctuary,  with  raised wooden walkways for visitors to use. There is 
also  an  observation  platform  that  gives  a  panoramic view of the 
island.  We  also visited Ft. George Cay to snorkel and go shelling on 
the  beach.  Though  in the past sand dollars were like leaf litter in 
this  area,  sadly they have become much harder to come by. In all, it 
was  a great trip, and well worth the $42/pp. Each couple tipped Sweat 
heavily, as he made for a wonderful time. 

It  was  somewhat past the traditional lunch hour when we returned, so 
we  kept  fingers  crossed and went to Smokey's on Da Beach, just west 
of  Le  Deck. They were still serving and we had a most memorable time 
with  Smokey,  and  his  friend, local musician Chris Rigby. The lunch 
special  ($10/pp)  was  served  with  copious  amounts  of  joking and 
laughter.(see TR#2) 

Smokey  was a wonderful host and has a legendary Wednesday night beach 
BBQ, but we were slated to move on Weds. morning. 

Dinner  that  night  was at the Caicos Cafe. The food was excellent. I 
had  a  very  nice spinach salad with a salmon entree, and David had a 
HUGE  conch  salad  with  a  Mahi-Mahi  entree.  With  appetizers, and 
several mixed drinks and beers, the tab, including tip was $75.00. 

Day  3 saw us playing road warriors, as we caught up with the building 
projects  and  other island events. We ate breakfast at Angela's Deli, 
which  was  good  and reasonably priced. We put many a rental car mile 
on  our  tired little Suzuki! We "worked" through lunch, and dusty and 
hot  we  stopped at the Tiki Hut on Turtle Cove for refreshment. While 
we  were  there,  we  went upstairs to the Terrace Restaurant and made 
dinner  reservations.  The  chefs,  Clive and Stuart were formerly the 
chefs  at  the  Grace  Bay Club, without question the most elegant and 
upscale  property  on Provo. Stepping out on their own about 18 months 
ago, they opened the Terrace. 

Dinner  was  wonderful,  and  the service matched the overall quality. 
When  I  casually  asked  the server how long they'd been in business, 
she  whisked  away  to  ask  Clive! A full-course dinner for two, with 
drinks and tip came to $78.00 total. 

The  next  morning  we  were  scheduled  to leave for our next stop on 
Middle  Caicos.  I'd  always wanted to snorkel to reef in front of the 
"White  House"  on Grace Bay, so we got up early and were in the water 
by  7:00a.m.  The reef there lies no more than 30 feet from shore, and 
even  for the less experienced is an easy snorkel. Although we'd heard 
that  in recent years more traffic was exacting a toll, I have to say, 
it is a wonderful snorkeling spot! 

We  saw  nearly  every  kind  of  fish  found  on our reef fish chart. 
Several  varieties  of  the  beautiful  Parrot  Fish  were there, both 
adults  and  babies.  I  had  to smile when I saw their comical little 
grins,  which  of course sent me sputtering with a leaking mouthpiece! 
Fairey  Basslets  were everywhere, as were Queen Angels, Squirrelfish, 
Triggerfish,  several  varieties of wrasse, hamlets, and other smaller 
species.  David  spotted  a  baby  Trunk Fish, but I missed him! There 
were  some small whitish colored fish that we can't identify that were 
very  aggressive, nipping at us if we came too close to their habitat. 
If  you  made  a fuss, they became MORE aggressive. We were glad these 
little man-tasters were so small. 

In  all,  we  saw  more in this tiny area than anywhere else. If there 
has  been  degradation in this little reef, I can only imagine what it 
must  have  been  like in the past. It was well worth getting up early 
for! 

We  hurried  back  (too  soon!) to the hotel to shower and prepare for 
our  next  journey,  our short flight to Middle Caicos. This trip we'd 
arranged  to have a private pilot, Farrington Gardiner, pick us up. It 
was  very  nice  as  we could arrange any time that suited us. We'd no 
sooner  parked  the car, when a man came up to us and asked if we were 
headed  to Middle Caicos. It was Farrington's brother, who acts as his 
mechanic  and  guest  wrangler.  He  took  charge  of  all  our  bags, 
immediately  locking them in the plane. David returned the car, and we 
were  off,  exactly  at the appointed hour of 11:00 a.m. The trip cost 
$35/pp  each  way, and was well worth it. TCA, the national airline is 
a  risky  bet  these  days,  as  sometimes they fly and sometimes they 
don't. From now on, it's Air Farrington for us! 

A  few  stray thoughts about Provo this trip: Although not unpleasant, 
this  was the windiest we've ever seen Provo. The weather was gorgeous 
the  whole  time. It appeared that rainfall had been light of late, as 
things  were  looking a bit dry. PLEASE remember to drive on the LEFT! 
A  local  pilot  was  killed  just  before  we  got there by a tourist 
driving  on  the  wrong side. We never have enough time to do all we'd 
like! Oh well, time to plan the next trip! Karen Jones Middle Caicos 

After  our  time  on  Provo,  see  separate trip report under Turk and 
Caicos,  we  spent  five nights on beautiful Middle Caicos. Middle, or 
Grand  Caicos as it is sometimes called, is our favorite island in the 
TCI.  48 square miles and only 270 inhabitants, that's how we like it! 


The  topography of this island is very different from elsewhere in the 
chain,   as   the  north  coast  has  beautiful  high  cliffs,  rather 
reminiscent  of  Scotland. We stayed at gorgeous Mudjin Harbour on the 
Northwest   Coast.  Without  question,  this  is  the  most  beautiful 
location  in  the  TCI.  We  stayed at Blue Horizon Resort, which is a 
work  in  progress  right on Mudjin Harbour. A few small cottages have 
been  recently  completed and are available for rental. There are also 
a few private homes springing up that may be available for rent. 

It  was the first time since we've been visiting that we could stay on 
site,  as previously there were no buildings there. The development is 
proceeding  very  tastefully  and  thoughtfully,  with  an  eye toward 
impacting  the  land as little as possible. The Witt family, owners of 
the  resort,  are the guardians and shapers of the project, and strive 
to  ensure  that  the  natural  beauty  is  not  compromised  amid the 
development. 

While  there,  we  snorkeled  everyday,  usually  twice daily. We were 
pleased  to  see  a  lot  of new coral growth, and many more fish than 
we'd  ever  seen  there before. As the area known as Mudjin Harbour is 
essentially  the  old  reef,  now  acting  as  the  land,  the surf is 
stronger  than  in  areas  inside  the  reef.  It  is  a slightly more 
challenging  snorkel  than  Grace  Bay for instance, which lies inside 
the  reef.  The  payoff  is  that at Mudjin there is wave activity not 
seen on Grace Bay, making for a much more scenic view. 

We  caught up with old friends, took in the changing sights, and never 
turned  down  an invitation. While based on Middle, we took a day trip 
to  East  Caicos (see separate trip report under "East Caicos" topic), 
took  an  unplanned  trip  to  North  Caicos,  shot  tons of video and 
generally wore ourselves out! 

As there are no restaurants on Middle Caicos, you are obliged to self-
cater.  We  always  bring  some food from home, and then flesh out the 
menu  with  shopping  on Provo. While on North Caicos, we were able to 
tour  the  local  food  marts where most of the residents of Middle do 
their  shopping.  We  took the ferry over (cost $1/each way), and rode 
with  our friend Mike Witt who was picking up supplies and doing other 
business  on  the  island.  We  had quite a tour as we made stops that 
included  the  sadly  now-defunct  North  Caicos  Mariculture  Center, 
formerly  a  farm raising king crab. Another good idea apparently sunk 
for a number of reasons. 

There  were  many  new homes on North Caicos, built since we were last 
there  almost  four  years  ago. We also stopped at the local building 
supply  which  had  a  rather  impressive  selection of basic building 
materials.  We stopped at the "Aquatic", a local bar, to buy sodas for 
our  group.  There  was a nice bandstand there, and it looked like the 
place where it happens on North Caicos. 

After  stopping yet again to replenish the flagging Middle Caicos beer 
supply, we got to the ferry landing and went back "home". 

Lying  on  the  beautiful rock wall that runs in front of what we hope 
will  be  our  future  home, we spent every night stargazing. With the 
ever-present  shooting  stars  and  clear  views  of Hail-Bopp and the 
Southern Cross as entertainment, we could not ask for more. 

After  eight  days  in the TCI with warm, perfect weather, we flew out 
in  a  downpour.  With  so  much  to  do,  and  never  turning down an 
invitation,  we  arrived  home completely exhausted! One of these days 
we'll  go to the islands and learn to fall asleep on the beach reading 
a book! But maybe not in this life.... 

TURKS AND CAICOS: CLUB MED TURKOISE BY STEVEN GOODMAN

Hello All, 

I  just  returned from two weeks at Club Med Turkoise, May 7 - May 21. 
This  was  my  fourth  trip  in four years, all in May, so I have some 
comparisons to make to previous visits.

General Info about Club Med Turkoise:

This  Club  Med  is  primarily  a  "Sports"  village,  with  a  lot of 
different   sports.   Scuba,   Waterskiing,   Tennis,  Golf,  Sailing, 
Windsurfing,  etc.  And  a  lot of people interested in active sports, 
i.e.  we  could  get good basketball games organized almost every day. 
While  the  beach  is  great,  etc., doing things seems to be the main 
reason people come here.

The  rooms,  etc.,  are  slightly nicer than the older Club Meds (i.e. 
Martinique)  since  the  village  was  built in 1984. However, I won't 
claim  it  is  "nice",  or "upscale", but it is acceptable. Rooms have 
A/C,  but  much  of  the village is outside (i.e. Main Bar). They have 
recently  painted  the outsides of the buildings with the guest rooms, 
in  moderately bright "primary" colors, I think this is an improvement 
over the awful faded pink color of the past.

In  general,  the  current  Chief,  Hammer,  has  made some noticeable 
improvements  to  the infrastructure. [I have since heard from a guest 
that  Hammer  is  only  "acting"  Chief.] (although this may be more a 
result  of  some  changes  at the top levels of Club Med, who may have 
finally  figured out that they need to maintain their facilities, more 
on  that  later.)  One  thing  he  has  done  is  removed  most of the 
undergrowth  between  the beach and the village, leaving only the palm 
trees  and some of the vegetation, and added a bunch of hammocks. This 
has  created  a  lot  more  space  to  "veg  out"  or  lay in the sun, 
especially if you want partial shade, under the palm trees is nice. 

The  crowd  is  slightly "older", i.e. it is a 25-45 old crowd, with a 
good  mix  of  singles and couples. This year the crowd was older than 
any  of  my  previous visits. There were noticeable LESS people in the 
18-24  old  range,  and  noticeably  MORE  people  over  45.  Also, in 
previous  visits  the ratios of guests was about 1/3 single women, 1/3 
single  men,  1/3 couples. This year there were a lot more couples. At 
least  45%,  maybe  50%  or  more.  Didn't  seem  quite as friendly as 
previous visits, but wasn't really a problem.

On to Specifics, Sports:

Scuba Diving:

Some  Background:  On  previous  trips,  Club  Med  has had three dive 
boats,  a  45' catamaran (Bat Ray), and two smaller V-hulls (the Abyss 
and  the  High  Rider). A 4th boat, the Santa Fe was no longer in use. 
Approximately  4  weeks  before  I  arrived,  the  Bat  Ray had broken 
mooring  in  a BAD storm and been beached, damaging the shafts. At the 
same  time the Abyss was destroyed (details unknown). The Santa Fe was 
put  back  into  service,  leaving Club Med with only two boats, their 
smallest.

The  day  after  I  arrived  parts to fix the Bat Ray arrived, and was 
back  in  service  one  day  later. Although the boat still needs more 
repairs, it is functional.

Also,  many  of the moorings at NW.Point and Grace Bay are missing. (I 
believe the same storm took out many of them.)

I  did  24  dives  with Club Med in 13 days (12 days on the 8:00am two 
tank  dive).  Most  of  these  dives  consisted  of  one  dive at Pine 
Cay/Paradise  Cay  or  NW.Point, followed by one dive at Grace Bay. (I 
assume)  due to a lack of moorings at NW.Point Club Med is only diving 
there  ~3  times  a week, on previous trips the dove there 5-6 times a 
week.  More  dives are being done at Pine Cay/Paradise Cay. The diving 
at  both  locations  is  very  good,  but  I  think  NW.Point  is more 
dramatic, and wish we had gone there more. 

However,  I  will  point  out  that  on the days we DID go to NW.Point 
there  didn't seem to ever be more than one other dive boat there. The 
lack  of  moorings  may  be the problem. Also, there seemed to be less 
dive boats than before.

The  diving  in general was good, visibility about 100' at the farther 
dive  sites, and 70' at Grace Bay, with a few dives being worse. There 
was  a  lot  of organic matter in the water, which obscured visibility 
some.  Most dives were fine, but I am a bit spoiled. About every third 
dive there was something "big", i.e. shark, turtle, eagle ray, etc.

Sailing:

The  Sailing  instructors  were  very  helpful.  I had sailed a little 
before,  but  was not comfortable. After one lesson, I felt confident, 
and  had  a  great  time.  They  have Hobi 12s, which are very easy to 
sail. The wind was erratic, but not a problem.

Wind Surfing:

I  didn't.  But  this  is  run by the same people who did sailing, and 
many people had good comments.

Waterskiing: 

The  lines  looked  long,  so  I  didn't bother. They had two boats. I 
thought   I   remembered  three  from  before,  but  I  might  not  be 
remembering right. 

Tennis:

They have nice courts, but I don't play.

Circus:

Not  my  thing.  But they have a good setup. There are people who come 
here  JUST  to  do  Circus.  Fun  to  watch. I should try and learn to 
juggle one of my visits.

Golf:

Expensive?  I  don't golf (anymore), so I can't rate the course. But I 
didn't hear any complaints.

Basketball: 

We  had enough people to get good games almost every day, even when it 
wasn't  scheduled.  Just  went  out  every  day at 5:30 and got a game 
going.  They have one pretty nice outdoor court. Had enough people for 
5x5 many days. Or rotated 3x3 games. My feet are killing me...

They  also  have Aerobics, an OK weight room. And probably more things 
I  am  forgetting.  Oh,  snorkeling  for sure. Softball, soccer, bocci 
ball,  volleyball  (hardcourt  and sand), and a water volleyball pool. 
Not  every  organized  sport  happens  every day, but the equipment is 
available,  and  you  can organize up your own if you want. The guests 
here  seem  to  be a lot more interested in "doing things" than laying 
on the beach.

More Specifics:

Food:

The  food  was  very  good  this trip. Probably the best I have had at 
Turkoise.  I  only  ever ate in the main restaurant. But the selection 
was  good  every  night.  I  didn't  eat  at the annex restaurants for 
dinner, so I have no info. In the past they were fine. 

I  did  eat  at  the  annex  restaurant  for  "late lunch" twice, twas 
horrible,      basically     no     selection     at     all.     Just 
sandwiches/hamburgers/hotdogs/fruit,  worst selection I have seen at a 
Club  Med for late lunch. I avoided it as much as possible. [Last year 
at Club Med Columbus Isle, the late lunch was very good.]

Bars:

There  is one main bar, outside near the pool, it is open from morning 
until  midnight. Nothing fancy, but functional. Drinks at Club Med are 
not   included   (except  beer/wine  at  meals),  and  are  reasonably 
expensive.  But  EVERYTHING  in  Turks  and  Caicos  is expensive, the 
prices  outside  of Club Med aren't any better. A drink at Club Med is 
about  $4.00-$4.80.  However,  a  six-pack of beer outside the village 
runs $13.50, i.e. cheaper, but still expensive.

Just  before midnight the disco (and bar) open, but hardly anyone goes 
before midnight, when the main bar closes.

There  is  a  new  bar  near the beach (and sailing/windsurfing), call 
"Sharkies",  with  a  nice  deck, picnic tables, and lots of hammocks. 
This  replaces  the  tiny  little  beach  bar  from  before,  it is an 
improvement,  although you can't get drinks while standing in the sand 
anymore!  It is open at various times during the day, I was never sure 
when!

Entertainment:

In  general,  my least favorite part of Club Med. The "basic" Club Med 
pattern  of  entertainment  is  a  "show"  of  some type after dinner, 
running  9:45  to  10:45.  At  11:00  there  is  usually  some further 
entertainment,  usually  around  the  main  bar, followed by the disco 
about midnight. 

The  "show"  can  be a variety of different things, "musicals", skits, 
the  classic  "GM"  (guest)  show, etc. Club Med has a bunch of these, 
but  there  reuse  them  a  lot,  so after a while it is like watching 
reruns  of  bad  TV.  Because Turkoise has Circus, two days a week the 
show  is  "Circus",  one  day indoors, one day outside at the trapeze. 
While  the  Circus  shows are interesting, after seeing them once they 
lose  their  "newness".  However, many of the guest participate in the 
Circus shows, and this can be fun if you know them.

One  day a week they have a local Reggae band play (at Sharkies), both 
times  (different  bands)  they  were  quite  good,  although I am not 
really  a  fan  of Reggae. Also, Club Med had brought is a Rock-n-Roll 
bad,  which played one night a week, plus one night late at the disco, 
unfortunately,  they  were  not that good, and played VERY loud (which 
inside  the  Disco  made it EXTREMELY loud). Additionally, there was a 
professional magician visiting, who did his act about once per week.

Given  all  the "non-standard" entertainment, there was only about two 
nights  a  week  of  "normal"  Club  Med  shows,  the  GM show and one 
musical.

After  the  show,  there would be some attempt at entertainment around 
the  bar,  i.e.  kareoke, trivia, "silly bar games", etc., followed by 
opening  the disco. The disco just opens too late for me, I think they 
should  skip  the  after  show entertainment, and just open the disco. 
[However,  I  know why Club Med will never change, by forcing everyone 
to  hang  out  around  the  main  bar  for  an hour they sell a LOT of 
drinks!]

Disco:

Well,  the DJ was stuck in the 70s. Same place he was stuck last year. 
Plays  the  same  70s disco songs every night. I am getting very tired 
of  "I will Survive"... Yes, people go and dance, but at least as many 
people  hang  around  outside talking. Wish he would learn that people 
would  prefer  80s  and 90s music, I remember disco, and I know why it 
died...  [Note: A friend of a friend just came back from Turkoise, and 
thought the DJ was great. Different tastes I guess!]

Lots of Rumors:

The  BIG rumor at Club Med this year (among the staff) is that the new 
head  of  Club  Med  is  going  to  shut  down  a  BUNCH of Club Meds, 
including  7  (?)  in  the American Zone. Basically, Club Med has been 
losing  money for years, and he is going to shut down all the villages 
that lose money (or are old, and need lots of maintenance).

The  list  of  villages  that  seem  to  be  closing (based on various 
opinions,   of   various  people):  Copper  Mountain  Haiti  Dominican 
Republic Sonora Bay Martinique Guadeloupe

This  is  only  six,  maybe  the  seventh  was  Playa Blanca. However, 
different people had different stories.

Another  "rumor"  was that one of the boats at Columbus Isle sank, but 
that  it  had  temporarily  been  replaced by a V-hull, but that a new 
boat  was "on the way". And that possibly the V-Hull will then move to 
Turkoise.

Overall Opinion:

While  I  had  a  good  time, this was not my favorite trip. I need to 
learn  that  nothing really useful (unless you like hanging out at the 
bar)  happens after dinner. The weather was awesome, in the 80s with a 
light breeze every day. 

Basically,  this is a very good Club Med if you are into sports. It is 
a  pretty  good place if you are into partying, but things don't start 
until late. 

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