Caribbean Travel Roundup

Newsletter - Gert van Dijken, Editor


Caribbean Travel Roundup
Gert van Dijken, Editor
Edition 128
October 1, 2002

Last Update October 3 2002

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JOURNEYS FOR OCTOBER 2002

CANCUN: BLUE BAY GETAWAY TRIP REPORT BY BRUCE AND JACQUELINE

September 2002

To begin  with, this report is written  in the mind of  someone who is
taking their first trip to Cancun  and Blue Bay. We stayed at Blue Bay
Getaway (BBG) and  visited their sister resort Blue  Bay Club (BBC) so
we will try to report on both.

Upon  arrival  to the  Cancun  Airport,  we  deplane VIA  jetway  into
terminal A. Those arriving by  Mexicana and some other airlines arrive
in  terminal B.  Getting  off the  jetway  we enter  a warehouse  type
terminal  that^Òs  looks like  it  is  still  under construction.  The
ceiling is  ripped up.   Floor is lined  with construction  and safety
cones. Wires are  hanging. Air duct vents are  just these big aluminum
tubes hanging down from the ceiling. We follow the other passengers to
the customs area because there are no signs telling us where to go. In
fact, for those  that arrive on International flights  in the USA, you
notice you are kept behind a solid glass wall the entire way until you
get to  customs and immigrations. In  Cancun, your dividing  wall is a
three foot railing type fence with openings all around allowing in and
out  access  to  the  terminal   at  anytime  even  before  you  clear
immigration and officially enter the country.

We heard  that when  you get  to immigration that  there would  be two
lines.   One for  passports and  one for  birth certificates.  When we
arrived we found only one line  and that lined weaved in and out, back
and forth  amidst a cattle  trough type line  similar to that  used at
your local bank or at many airport check-in lines. The area was jammed
packed with people walking back and forth but we were impressed on how
fast the line went.  It took us about 45 minutes to clear immigration.

After immigration, the so-called fun begins. We try to make our way to
the  baggage claim  area, even  before we  get to  customs and  we are
besieged by a swarm of people  who are calling us over and claiming it
is  a law,  rule  and other  legal  nessacitiy that  they inspect  our
vouchers even before  we pick up our luggage. To  give you an example,
think  of  the  first  big  sale  day for  Christmas.  The  one  after
Thanksgiving. For those of you who  ever had to stand in line for five
or more hours waiting for the  doors to your local toy store, wal mart
or other store to open your door.  Do you remember the mad dash to get
in the door as  soon as they opened to go after  that furby doll, play
station,  cabbage patch kid  or whatever  the fad  is this  year? Well
think  of  yourself as  the  store  and  these time-share  people  are
screaming to  get into  your doors. The  gauntlet begins  here because
after customs  you are waylaid  by more and  more of these  time share
people, All of which insist it  is Mexican Law or some other bull that
they must inspect  your vouchers. This goes on even  after you get out
of  the  terminal.  MY  ADVICE:   STAY  AWAY  FROM  THESE  TIME  SHARE
PEOPLE. IGNORE  THEM and your trip will  be better off for  it. If you
still insist  on doing  the time-share thing,  you can almost  be sure
your resort has these time share people too. Yes, they are even in the
hotel zone!

The  good thing  I found  in  the baggage  claim area  was a  currency
exchange with  the highest rates  we saw. They  were a wee  bit higher
than the banks  and much higher exchange rate then  the hotel. More on
that later.

Our TA booked us with GOGO  Travel. In Cancun, they use Olympus Tours.
Therefore, when we  fought our way out of the  terminal, we looked for
the orange shirts that Olympus  is known for. To clarify, everyone who
works  for  Olympus Tours  wears  an  orange  shirt with  the  Olympus
logo. We gave  our name to the tour employee because  that was what it
said to do  on our voucher. Funny thing was  the employee knew nothing
about us. He checked his three sheets but could not find us at all. Oh
well, welcome to Cancun. We said we  had a voucher and he asked to see
it. We handed  him the voucher and he said, yes  that^Òs us. He looked
again  and found  our names.  He  aid we  were expecting  you 4  hours
ago. That  was strange to us since  we did not board  our first flight
until about 4  hours ago.  Whatever, we were here and  we were soon to
be on our way.

The walk from the arrival area at the terminal to the Olympus bus area
was a long, long  way. I was walking with a cane  and dragging two big
bags. My wife  had two smaller carry-ons she  was dragging. We finally
got to  the entrance  of the departure  terminal area and  the Olympus
tour rep pointed out how much  further we had to walk. He suggested we
wait  here while  he  calls for  a  bus to  come and  pick  us up.  We
agreed. We stood off to the  side where the buses, vans and taxis drop
off departing passengers. By doing this were became forewarned of what
was in  store for us.  There were a  sea of baggage handlers  here who
would swarm  upon each and every  arriving vehicle, trying  to get the
unsuspecting tourist  to allow  them to carry  their luggage  to their
check-in gate. I say unsuspecting  tourist because what we saw was the
baggage handlers loaded the luggage  on their carts, wheeled it up the
ramp, entered  the door  and dropped  off the bags.  A total  of maybe
thirty steps  from car to door.  We flew American and  the check-in is
just a few feet inside the door. The others are all quite close. There
you take the  bags and weave in  and out of the roped  off lines, with
your bags, awaiting to have your bags inspected even before you get to
the ticket counter.

Our bus pulled up. It was a 15-passenger van. Our bags were loaded and
we were off, or so we thought. By the way, it is a good idea to have a
stack  of one  dollar US  bills  ready to  give as  tips. Your  travel
company guide, the baggage handlers, the driver, etc all have a subtle
way of demanding tips. We stayed  at an all inclusive, which like most
all inclusive pays  for everything but unlike most  all inclusive, the
staff has no trouble requesting  and accepting tips. Our trip from the
departure terminal  was all  the way over  to the Olympus  bus staging
area. We backed in and loaded a full group of other tourists. The trip
to our  hotel seemed to take the  long way around. As  luck would have
it, we  were first in on  this bus but we  would be last  off. The bus
made stops at  five other resorts before ours and  we saw many classes
of resorts  and most were resorts  our TA talked to  us about checking
into.

Upon arrival  to BBG, we  saw a very  drab, low scale  front entrance.
Nothing fancy  but it looked well  kept. The security  and the bellmen
greeted us. What we saw was security was all over the place. Moreover,
I mean all over the place. In  our minds that was good because we felt
safe and the  security almost blended in with  the guests. The bellmen
loaded up our  bags on his cart and wheeled them  up a three-step ramp
and around the corner to the  check-in desk. Better get your money out
because the  bellmen makes sure  he gets a  tip. Later on we  saw this
bellmen pull  out a  wad of bills,  which they  say was big  enough to
choke a horse and peeled off a  couple US dollars to give change to an
arriving tourist who gave him a ten and asked for change.

Check-in was swift.  We were booked into the new  section of BBG. This
section used to be called Plaza  Los Glorias. Our room was 1304, which
has a balcony  facing the steak house and the  quiet pool. Be advised:
BBG is  all stairs. No  elevators, just lots  and lots of  stairs. The
staff  saw  my cane  and  moved  us to  a  ground  floor  in this  new
section.  We ended  up  in  1119 which  is  a few  steps  from the  La
Alternative bar and game room.

The room was very spacious  and clean. The air conditioner was central
air and the thermostat worked just fine. We heard horror stories about
this so we were  concerned. The bathroom did not have a  tub but had a
shower.  The  thing about this shower  was that it  had one showerhead
but was big enough for two,  could easily fit three and intimately fit
four  at a  time.  The  closets were  another thing,  or should  I say
closet. It  was next to the door  and was about three  feet wide. What
gets better is  the closet also contained the room  safe, which by the
way costs 3.50 USD a day, if you want to use it. The safe is about one
foot wide  and four inches  high.  It is  anchored to the wall  at the
back of the  closet. The location of our safe was  about five feet off
the ground and it took up  almost half the closet. The closet only had
three hangars in  there anyway so we are glad we  brought our own. Did
you ever  try to hang up  and squeeze enough clothes  for an eight-day
stay, from two adults, one being  a female, into a one and a half-foot
closet space. Not a pretty site!

Before  unpacking,  we  decided  to  check out  the  grounds  and  get
something  to eat.  From one  that has  been around  the  world, these
grounds were impressive. The BBG  has three pools. One called the sexy
pool, which is in the old section.  This is a free form pool with four
Jacuzzi style  tubs and a swim up  bar with stools. The  lower part of
the bar is  the swim up section  with about 10 or so  seats. The upper
section is the walk up bar.  It has about 20 concrete round bar stools
with about seven or eight swings that line the outside of this bar. On
the west side of  this pool is the boat dock where  you catch the free
boat to visit  the Blue Bay Club (BBC). The other  resort owned by the
Blue Bay.  On the  north side is  the beach  where you find  the beach
volleyball, horseshoes and six blue hammocks that comfortably hold two
people. Section D rooms grace the south side. These rooms are still on
the older section and they are facing the waterfront. Behind section D
are rooms in section E through L.  Some are three stories and some are
four. These  have no  view of the  ocean. Next  to these rooms  is the
outdoor theater and  in the evening it does get loud  when the show is
going on. Next  to there is a  tennis court but no one  seemed to know
where to  find a  tennis racquet and  balls so  we never saw  it being
used.

Back to the sexy  pool. On the East Side is the  El Embarcado. This is
where you find the daily breakfast, lunch and dinner buffets. With the
remodeling going on at the La Lagarta, the El Embarcardo is also where
you can find  the late night snacks, which basically  are hot dogs and
hamburgers. This  resort advertises 24-hour food and  they deliver. In
the same building,  you will find the video bar. This  area is a small
section in front  of the El Embarcardo and is  called Nice Shoes Video
Bar. The bar is open from 7PM to 1AM. During the morning, this is also
where  you  sign up  for  the  specialty  restaurants. The  video  bar
contains  one small  bar,  one long  couch,  a few  tables but  mostly
standing room  only. This is also  where the nightly  games are played
which  include  contests  for  men^Òs  and woman^Òs  sexy  legs,  best
kissing, karaoke, dancing and  the widely publicized anything goes. Be
advised that some  of these contests say they are  an adult content so
if you are embarrassed by naked men and or women than you should avoid
the video bar at those times.

Out the  door, next to  the video  bar is the  open air dining  of Las
Margaritas. From-5 - 7 PM, they offer snacks which are hamburgers, hot
dogs and some light Mexican snack.  From 7 - 9:30PM they offer a daily
Mexican grill. The bar here,  called Margarita^Òs Bar is open from 5PM
to 11PM.  Next to the Margarita Bar  are the doors taking  you back to
the hotel lobby.

Walking back to the beach, on  the right side of the El Embarcado, you
will see the La Lagarta, which was undergoing remodeling. They did put
a ping-pong table in there a few  days before we left. Next to that is
the  sports pool.  Here they  have the  water polo;  water volleyball,
water basketball and  one day they had a game  called crazy darts. The
winner of the crazy darts game gets a certificate while the loser gets
a hair  shampoo with  eggs, flour and  whipped cream. After  that, the
loser  parades  around  all the  pools  with  a  sign  saying I  am  a
loser. They  then get a shower in  front of everyone to  rinse off the
egg, flour and whipped cream. Dumping a bucket of ice water over their
head does the shower.

Next to the  sports pool is the activities office.  It was closed most
of the time and had a sign in front of it saying open soon, if you are
lucky. Guess most of us were not lucky. On TV, they have a schedule of
activities on channel  15. Also when checking in they  give you a copy
of the schedule.  Be advised that schedule means  almost nothing. They
tell you to  check out the activity board everyday  to see the updated
schedule.  The  only problem  was that during  our entire  time there,
they had no activity board anywhere.

Continue the walk to the beach, next to the sports pool is the Village
Wok.  We  ate there  and  the  food was  good  but  the portions  were
extremely small. Be  ready to order two or three  entrees. We ended up
ordering extra  appetizers and  entrees and still  finished up  with a
small plate  in the buffet. The  Village Wok is directly  on the beach
and they offer  dining inside and on the beach.  Walking on the beach,
behind the  Village Wok  is the watersports  shed. They  offered hobie
cats and ocean kayaks. We tried two  times to take out a hobie cat and
both times were told no. No explanation, just no. On another occasion,
I tried to take out an ocean  kayak. Now I weigh 300 lbs, give or take
a couple pounds. They  had me fill out some waiver and  then gave me a
life jacket. Now I  do not know why they gave me  a small jacket but I
looked at  him and he said  try it on. I  laughed, put one  arm in and
could  not even pull  up the  other arm.   He went  back to  the door,
picked up a  bigger jacket that I got in but  even after loosening all
the straps found  it extremely tight and hard to  breath. He said that
was the  biggest they had. Then he  picked out a kayak  and started to
drag  it to  the water.  The  kayak clearly  was labeled  as a  weight
capacity of 150 -  200 lbs. I laughed and said I  weigh 300 lbs.  That
says 150  lbs. He said don^Òt  worry, it is  good. I tried it  and got
about 50 feet out  before it sank. I got it back.  He was laughing and
said I got bigger jacket and bigger boat for you. I said forget it.

Walking on  the beach past  the watersports shed  is the old  Plaza La
Glorias resort.  This is where  you will find  the new section  of the
Blue Bay  Getaway. These rooms all  have four numbers  while the older
section rooms all  have three numbers. Next to the  beach, in this new
section you  will find Bellavista. This  is where you can  also find a
buffet breakfast,  a healthy  snack bar daily  and in the  evening, it
becomes the specialty restaurant, the Steakhouse. During the day, this
restaurant has been nicknamed the  birdcage because if you do not keep
an eye on  your food, the birds that inhabit this  area will take food
off your plate.

Outside the  Bellavista is the quiet  pool. This is  another free form
pool with four Jacuzzi type sections  and a swim up bar. Next to there
is the IL Piacere. This is the Italian restaurant. We ate there and it
was great. One thing not to miss here, an item that is not on the menu
is  called "Sexy  Coffee". Order  it  and see  for yourself.  Continue
walking to  the rooms you  run into the  game room which has  two pool
tables and  next to  that is the  spa. Above  the spa is  the exercise
room, which looks out over the ocean.

I am going to say a few words about the animation staff. They try hard
but it  seems they have been there  so long that they  tend to confuse
fact   with   fiction.  I   will   explain.   We  consider   ourselves
newcomers.  Our first  night there  we  entered the  men^Òs sexy  legs
contest. During  the finals, in which  I garnered third  place, it was
announced  that the  third place  got a  certificate and  a 250-dollar
voucher to be used in the logo shop.  The second place got 500 dollars
and the first place got 1,000 dollars.  After the prizes were awarded,
they  announced that  the  dollars  were Mexican  dollars  and not  US
dollars. We saw this during  other contests during the week where they
announce prizes as 100-dollar gift certificate for Wal-Mart along with
other prizes.  We tried to  cash in our  voucher only to find  out the
joke  was on  us. The  resort manager  came out  and apologized  to us
telling us  the prizes were an  inside joke among  the animation staff
and they  never meant to give  any prizes other than  the T-shirts and
certificates. It seems  others complained as well while  we were there
so the manager offered us a  couple repeat visitor T-shirts to shut us
up. We  watched other  contests during our  stay and noticed  that the
animation staff still  tells all that they are  giving out prizes they
never intended to give. We have them on videotape repeatedly doing and
saying this. Our only conclusion  would be is that the animation staff
was  pushing booze so  much that  they may  have thought  everyone was
drunk and would forget what they said and never question where are the
prizes they promised. Our videotape shows us that.

One  activity  the  animation  staff  held at  night  was  the  Casino
night. If  you are looking  for gambling, FORGET  IT. We tried  it and
found out first hand what a farce  it was. The deal is they escort you
in and  place you at  a table. There  were seven tables total  and the
most any  table takes  is six  people. The games  are only  played for
about one hour so if you do  not get there first, you do not play. You
do the  math; seven  tables, times six  people equals 42  guests. With
over 400 guests  this led to some hot tempers.  In addition, the games
were a joke. I played blackjack. Our table all bets 10 dollars and the
dealer hits on 20. Yes he busts. There were other times he stood on 12
or less. We bet 200 dollars and the dealer claims 21 eventhough we all
told him he  had 23. Yes we lost. Some people  complained so they made
an announcement that  the games were only for  fun, nothing serious so
if you do  not like it, get the  hell out. We used play  money that we
would use for an  auction at the end of the night.   The prizes were a
couple T-shirts from a local club, a couple tall plastic drink glasses
and the grand prize was a cheap bottle of booze.

We met  a great couple from England  who spent 4,000 dollars  on a JR.
Suite. What they  got was a room  in the old section. The  air did not
work to well. The desk next to the bed was broken and when they opened
the  drawers,  they  found  them  lined with  green  fuzzy  mold.  The
refrigerator was  warm and  not working. The  Jacuzzi tub  turned into
being just a regular tub. Two days later, after much complaining, they
were moved  over to the newer  section. They ended up  with two single
beds and a shower.  Not what  they paid for. Later they were told that
the  time-share group,  the  Blue  Bay Premier  has  reserved all  the
Jacuzzi suites, all the time.  So  if you want a JR. Suite, you better
be ready to give this time-share  group 20,000 dollars or settle for a
regular room.

As I mentioned, the Blue Bay Club & Marina is the sister resort of the
BBG.   To  get   there   the   resorts  offer   free   bus  and   boat
transportation. The  BBC is a  family type resort.  Is is way  off the
beaten path. You  will see this because to get  there, you must travel
through some  seedy and impoverished  sections of Cancun. The  BBC has
sections  on  both  sides  of   the  street  with  access  through  an
underground tunnel. On the main side,  we find the ocean side. This is
where  you find  the lobby,  one indoor  and one  outdoor bar  and the
buffet, which  is downstairs, in  the basement. The sundeck  has three
levels and  holds about  50 lounge  chairs. Next to  the sundeck  is a
small pool,  which turns into  the sports pool.  There is a  ping pong
table and fooseball table on the deck which is next to the watersports
booth.  On  our  two visits,  there  we  never  saw anyone  using  the
watersports. The beach is awful. It is covered in seaweed, not only on
the beach  but all over the swimming  area. Most of the  beach area is
about 15 feet from  waters edge to the wall. This was  at low tide. At
high tide, the beach barely holds any lounge chairs.

We took a tour of the BBC and checked out the rooms on this side. They
are very  humid conditions  in the  halls and the  rooms are  dark and
dank.   We  checked out  every  room type  from  the  standard to  the
two-room suite.   They were nice, clean  and spacious but  a one room,
wall mounted, antique air conditioner  just did not do it justice. The
good part of  this side was the specialty  restaurant called Oysters &
Ostras. This  is an International  Restaurant. They do serve  fish and
Oysters but  so much more. This  was five star  dining with oceanfront
views. If you stay at BBG, try to get a reservation here at BBC. It is
well worth it. The only bad  part of this All Inclusive restaurant was
that  they offer you  a wine  list where  if you  choose any  wine, be
prepared to  pay extra for  it, and  by the prices  we saw we  do mean
extra. Otherwise, try  the house wine. We did and it  was good. So did
everyone else that was there when we were.

On  this side  of the  street, you  will find  a children^Òs  day care
center,  a very small  exersize room,  a section  they called  the spa
which was two  hotel rooms with massage tables.  Outside you will also
find  one  washer   and  one  dryer,  both  coin   operated  for  your
laundry. Across the  street is quad section of  very old looking hotel
rooms. In  the middle of  these rooms is  a sun deck with  about eight
lounge chairs  and a small pool  that might hold four  people. Next to
this area is a children^Òs  play area, a tennis court, basketball area
and soccer  field. Next to that  is the indoor  banquet and convention
area where they hold the nightly entertainment.

That last day opened our eyes even more. We scheduled a pick up of our
bags at 10:30 AM but the  bellman never came. We ended up carrying our
own  bags all  the way  to the  checkout desk.  We complained  and the
bellman walked  a few steps over  to the desk  and told us to  put the
bags by his desk because we still had about three hours before our bus
would come to take us to the airport. We went to lunch and then took a
final walk around.  We ran into another guest. This  was a big African
American  gentleman who  you could  tell was  irate and  told everyone
around how he felt as he struggled to drag his three big bags from the
old section and up and down all those steps. Seems the bellman did not
pick up  his bags either  and his bus  was waiting outside.  Before we
left, we noticed another young  couple who looked like newlyweds. They
were  assigned  rooms  in  the  newer  section but  up  on  the  third
floor. The bellman helped them with the luggage to the stairs but told
them  they  had to  carry  their  own bags  up  the  three flights  of
steps. He even demanded a tip  from them for carrying the bags the few
feet he did. They were beyond upset as well.

Upon departure  from the resort were  our bus was  confronted by angry
taxi cab  drivers. Our driver tried to  get us to the  airport but the
taxi drivers decided  to stage a strike just as  we were leaving. They
parked their  cabs in every  direction in the  only road to  the hotel
zone, got out  and locked their doors. Our driver was  able to get his
bus near the  downtown area where we  were met by a sea  of angry taxi
cab drivers and at least 100  Federal Officers who were all dressed in
black, attired  in riot gear and  getting ready to put  down a violent
uprising. We finally made it to  the airport but we sure went the long
way around.

At the airport we learned  our flight was delayed about one half-hour.
That was fine  until we got to  the terminal to find out  the time was
now one hour. We were leaving from the terminal A that was still under
construction. If you  want air conditioning here, forget  it. One hour
became two hours  before we finally boarded. We  finally landed at DFW
at 8:30PM but  our connecting flight took off  at 8:10PM. The airlines
had to put us up in a hotel. That is a whole another horror story, one
that I would not believe if I was not there.

Overall, the  trip was  an experience.  I know we  left out  many more
things but  I tried to  hit as  much of the  highlights I could  as to
inform someone who has never  been there before. We are considering on
a return trip to Cancun but not sure about BBG. Only time will tell.


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